P Diddy revealed that he had sex with his lady friend for 30 hours. I know guys like to brag about their exploits in the bedroom but sweet
When I first heard this story I thought maybe P Diddy was having a telethon for less fortunate vaginas that came from broken homes and needed some help. But it turns out he was just having sex with his long-time girlfriend. Good sex is great, but if you can’t wrap it up in less than 30 hours then I must have missed something when I was reading the letters to Penthouse.
I am older and more experienced now, but to get my cash and prizes to play the Gong show for 30 hours I am going to need to shoot cocaine into my penis, pop a blue pill, have a steady IV of Red Bull, and an army of masseuse midgets to keep the blood flowing and muscles loose.
And this is not taking into consideration the lady friend and her kitty. 30 hours of handling is definitely going to make the cookie crumble. I just think most ladies are going to close the fun tunnel after a few hours or they are going to be shouting their safe word of “Cinnamon” because the poonanni is sore.
If this is indeed true then P Diddy redefines the term staying power. But I am pretty sure if I told Mrs. Shife that I wanted to be a 30-hour man she would tell me to go screw myself.
Ha, you see what I did there.
Have a great weekend.