- Great grandfather clause -- I am willing to suspend my disbelief at the movies, but when some of these aging action movie stars are eligible to be great grandfathers I think it is time for them to hang it up.
Jones 4? Die Hard 4? Rambo 4? Indiana
Come on guys, you had a good run now let it go.
Possible dialogue for Die Hard 4:
Bob: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? I don’t care about glass? I have no bladder control.
Bob: Well I am sorry to hear that, but this is Bob Galliono of the LAPD and I am in charge here.
John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you … what did you say your name was again?
John McClane: Well Bob, from up here I can’t see anything. I don’t have my glasses. Can you help me out a little bit by waving or something?
Bob: You can’t see. How am I supposed to give you directions?
John McCalne: What? Erections? No not this month. I have difficulty getting or keeping an erection about one in every four times I have sex.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So why did mom say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
- And another insult to those who swim in the shallow end of the gene pool -- Did you have restricted air flow in the birthing canal?