So imagine, if you will, that you just won $5,000 from the lottery. What would you do?
- Pay off bills
- Take a vacation
- Buy a really big TV
- Rent out a movie theatre and watch “The Big Lebowski” for 3 straight days
- Amass a midget army and take over a McDonald’s play-land
- Sing a duet with your favorite “Baywatch” star
- Get a subscription to USA Today for about 27 years
- Get some hookers and some blow
- Book the world’s greatest live disco band … twice
- Give yourself bigger equipment … if you know what I mean
As for me, I do like the idea of gathering a midget army, but I think I would book a vacation anywhere Mrs. Shife wanted to go.