Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Mr. Shife's March Madness 2016 - Day 1

It's been 3 years since I last did March Madness.
Insane I say. 
And way too long since I blogged daily. 
The plan is the same as it was back in March '13 and that is to blog the whole entire month. 
I also have a tradition of sharing an interesting - and by interesting I mean WTF? - photo of a taxidermied squirrel to start the month of madness. First there was the stuffed rodent flashing his nuts and then a lovely scene of two squirrels on their way to pound town.  

I would love to share another provocative photo of a stuffed squirrel doing stuff like they do on The Discovery Channel, but it turns out there's a limited market for that type of specific rodent action.

Trust me, I have the same shocked look on my face.

Without further adieu, say hello to the March Madness 2016 mascot of the month.



Just a stuffed squirrel riding a stuffed raccoon like he's a cowboy.
Nothing weird about that.
I also enjoyed this one showing a squirrel with a beer and flipping everyone off.


Which naturally led me to this thought:


Then for some reason it made me think of an ambushed paddington and much to my dismay, I'm no longer on the first page of the search results. Page 2. Now that's some bull shit. I guess it's time to start working ambushed paddington more into my blogging thoughts. Just in case you needed a reminder about an ambushed paddington.
As usual, you are welcome.
Happy first day of March to you.
Talk to you tomorrow.



I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.

5 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

Abby believes squirrels are capable of anything including drinking the gnomes' beer.

Stephen Hayes said...

I'm not a fan of stuffed animals but this was still a fun post to read. i hope you're having a terrific week.

Valerie said...

Gosh is it March already....
Going now to look at the squirrels in the garden, hoping I can actually see the paws when I chase them off.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Do they have one of a squirell drinking a beer, flipping us off, and saying "Deez nuts?"

just bob said...

Sorry Shife... just getting around to March Madness. I'll be catching up all day. #RCTID