Mr. Shife's March Madness - Day 1

Well February kind of sucked a bag of a dicks so I am hoping another round of March Madness will get things back in order for yours truly. Last year I blogged the whole month and that is the plan again in 2013. I also began my March Madness with a picture of a stuffed rodent flashing his nuts. You don't know how good it feels to type those words again.

So here is another photo of another stuffed rodent to start my month of March Madness. What do you think? I searched long and hard to find these guys, and I still am not sure why one would employ the services of a taxidermist to capture this unique look at animals in action. Maybe I am missing the point and it is an artistic take on American capitalism but to me it just looks like two squirrels getting it on. Anyone got a good caption for the photo? The winner will get an awesome platitude from me like "go with the flow" and if that wasn't enough you can also have the highly-sought after book "Crafting with Cat Hair."

And this is how stuffed animals are made.

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.


  1. "I swear. There's a nut right there on the ground. Just keep looking. You'll see it. No. Don't move. It's right under your nose."
    So far, 2013 has sucked the donkey dick.
    I don't know that I have much hope for March either.

  2. "I finally got her stump broke, and now for the payoff!"

  3. Heehee, no caption, who can beat the one given by Ms Moon. Are we going to get more pictures like

  4. So now I'm praying for the end of time
    To hurry up and arrive
    'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
    I don't think that I can really survive.........

    enjoy march madness and don't be afraid to put plenty of ketchup on your meatloaf.

  5. That's 'double-stuffed'.

  6. Gives new meaning to the phrase busting a nut.


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