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- Finish this sentence - I hope I don't have a detached .... .
I was torn (I know a very poor choice of words) between testicle and retina.
But Mrs. Shife suggested I probably would not want a severed penis (I guess she likes the big guy. I am pretty fond of him as well), and I thought detached and severed were two different things but according to my good friends at dictionary.com (OK. I don't know anyone over there but I am currently under the influence of barbiturates so I don't even know what I am talking about) it turns out that they are one in the same. So I guess I have to agree with my lovely wife and say I don't want a detached penis (Unless it is like a vacuum cleaner and I can add different attachments. Does that make sense?) - I know I took a break for over three weeks to recharge the batteries and that is the best material that I have. Pretty lame. Sorry. (Have you heard people say that saying sorry is a sign of weakness? It is just one of those cliched statements that I don't buy. If I wrong someone and apologize I don't think that makes me weak.)
- Actually I have been spending a lot of time on Facebook. I know some of you are active over there so if you want to look me up and be friends - do it. (What are you waiting for? Do it. Do it.)
- The countdown is on my blogging friends. Less than three months to go before Shifley 2.o enters the world. (I sure hope the baby does not arrive the week I decide to quit huffing paint)
- Well I hope you are having a Happy New Year so far and everything is going well. Unfortunately one of my blogging friends (and you might know him as well) Travis Erwin has endured a bit of a tragedy. He lost his home to a fire on Jan. 4th. He and his family are OK, but the house and all of its contents were destroyed. A site has been established for donations www.habitatfortravis.blogspot.com. Please have a look and do what you can.
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Have you ever heard the song, "Detachable Penis"? Sounds like your theme song right now...
I used to be on Facebook a lot but now I hate it. Read more about it here.
Get your sleep now...
I will go check out the web site. Sorry to hear about your blogging friend.
Did Travis not have insurance or something?
Wait, did this story have a point? No not really. Just reminiscing.
Megan - Travis did have insurance but I don't think it is going to cover everything. Check out his blog as he elaborated about what happened and what is going on.
Ms. Moon - Nothing happened. Just my overactive imagination thinking random thoughts.
Leah - Thanks for sharing with me. It helps me to hear stories from current parents and I so look forward to the whole process even though I am scared shitless and excited all at once.
they say the last trimester is the hardest. it often results in a detached sense of humor for the mother.
happy feckin new year.
That's awesome that you are doing that for your fellow blogger. I shall check it out and see what I can do.
Sorry to hear about your friend, I'm headed that way now.
I need my retinas to blog and drive.
I got nuthin'
Good luck with the detachable penis concept.
Karen
I got nuthin'
Good luck with the detachable penis concept.
Karen
thanks for the well wishes buddy. All of my blog world friends have made this past week easier to bear.