4/28/23

Do you have a favorite type of shit? 
Whoa.
There has to be a better way to say that.
Right, Tobias? 


What is your favorite expression on the shit list? 
Is that phrased better? 
Or is this just turning into a dogshit post? 
I will get things going and say out of all the shits I have taken (I mean seriously there has to be a different way) during my career as an English language speaker, I believe horseshit is the one I use the most.
Many of you will probably say I don't give a shit about this, Mr. Shife, or maybe you are thinking I need to get my shit together.  
I was trying to shoot the shit and have some fun with this post but it looks like I might have shit the bed. 
My apologies in advance because I feel like a real POS for not having something better to share today but there are days when it happens.
Right, Forrest? 


Happy Friday!

I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.


Comments

  1. Oh man, did I love Arrested Development. Jason Bateman is the best straight man out there (not in a sexual way, but I guess he’s straight, too).

    I rarely use shit anymore, but back in the day, it was always, “No shit, Sherlock.”

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  2. "No shit" is one that I sometimes use... always followed by Sherlock!

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  3. Anonymous4/28/2023

    "Oh, Shit". is a common phrase in my house.

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  4. Batshit crazy describes many politicians and followers these days. I use that one TOO frequently. Otherwise, I like dipshit and full of shit.

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    1. Batshit is a fave of mine as well, Margaret.

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  5. This was an old cheer guys used to do. There are many variations of it on the net.

    Rat shit! Bat shit! Dirty old twat!
    Sixty-nine douchebag tie it in a knot.
    Gotta eat, bite, suck, f*ck, gobble, nibble, chew.
    Awwwww pussy f*ck shit.

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    1. Sounds like some of the Navy cheers I did in boot camp.

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  6. LOL
    A shitload of shit expressions you have there, Mr. Shife
    I have taken to saying 'ish' instead of shit. I guess I got it from the kids. You know, If you fly with the crows...
    XOXO

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  7. The only curse word I ever heard my Mom ever say--and she still uses it from time to time is bullshit. And only when she's super angry

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    1. It is always scary when someone that normally doesn't curse drops a bomb.

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  8. I must confess, I could not believe you overlooked "No shit, Sherlock." Back in my swearing days, that was a common utterance of mine and those around me. Now that I live in a house of straight, Christian women, I seldom swear. They are unhappy enough just hearing my stand on things.

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    1. That phrase has been mentioned a few times in the comments, Joanne.

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  9. I rather like Pure Bullshit, which is reallyyyyy not true!

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  10. I don't know if you're familiar with the classic Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys," but the KING of Shitisms is Jim Lahey, supervisor of the Sunnydale Trailer Park -- here's his greatest hits -- listen and learn, LOL!

    https://youtu.be/hcQW04AQ_Ok

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    1. Thanks, Debra. I look forward to it.

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  11. Careful... content like this will land you on the feces roster.

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    1. I think it is too late for me, Ami.

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  12. Can you believe there was a time in my young adult life that I didn't know "crap" was another word for $hit? I still use it as a clean-ish form of swearing, as do many folks around here. My absolute favourite way to use it is "crap crap crappity crap" when I am really stressed. But I also have to confess that with the constant stress the last couple of years I have started saying $hit also. Some days you just gotta. That's an impressive list you have here. Reminds me of the different ways to use a$$ - as proven by the comedian Ismo. He also has one on $hit here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo

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    1. Awesome. Thanks for the link, jenny_o.

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  13. My favorite is actually a shit saying. "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster."

    Other missed ones that come readily to mind:
    Deep shit
    Shit stirrer
    Shitless
    No shit
    Holy shit
    Shit list
    Tough shit

    Writing all this down, I wonder if centuries from now they will be talking about our civilization who had 50 different meanings of the word shit.

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    1. I would also throw in shit show, Ed. That has become a go-to for me the last few years.

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  14. You really do know your shit.

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  15. Ed's favorite is an expression that's been used many times in my house, but not by me, of course. It's usually just a solo word when it comes out of my mouth (said in surprise or pain). Another favorite aimed at our kids was "roughky, toughky, shitsky" (said with sarcasm and a tiny violin).

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    1. I hadn't heard that one, Kelly. Thanks for sharing.

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