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What was that? 


I am not sure. 


By the beard of Zeus, I did hear something. 
And if I heard correctly, I think you asked:
"What do you have planned for your birthday this weekend, Mr. Shife?" 



Sweet Lincon's legal briefs! 
I am not a lawyer but I think I am obligated to tell you all about it since my blog is titled: SSPOMBPTGLPFMBB (Shameless Self Promotion of My Birthday Plans to Get Lavish Praise from My Blogging Buddies).

P.S. I listed some of the stuff I have planned during the 4 days of Mr. Shife's Birthday Extravaganza but one of the activities on each day isn't really on my agenda. Can you guess which ones aren't legitimate? 
  • Thursday - Kyle's track meet, Hayden's softball game, enjoy a tesitcuzzi and then Mrs. Shife and I will be going to a concert.
  • Friday - Sleep in because I took the day off, volunteer at Hayden's school for a walk-a-thon, enjoy two of my favorite movies (The Big Lebowski and Step Brothers) and take advantage of the warmer weather by doing some perineum sunning. 
  • Saturday - Hayden's softball game, go to the hot springs, see if it possible to finish a Monopoly game in under 7 weeks and family movie night,
  • Sunday - Try to sleep in because it's my birthday but get up earlier than expected because I smell fresh-out-of-the-oven cinnamon rolls, try to spell necasarily neccersely neccarssarily nessacerely necessarily right on the first time, bask in the adoration and praise from my family and friends for making it to another birthday and not wearing adult diapers, and, finally, taking a quiet moment to realize how lucky I am to have family and friends that think I am a cool dude. 

Thanks for putting up with me and for stopping by.
Talk to you soon. 


I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.



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  1. Happy Birthday Extravaganza! I hope #4 is everything you hope it will be!

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  2. If you're going to do any perineum sunning make sure to announce it in advance. I want to make sure I'm at least 5 states away.

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    1. It appears that you are only 3 states away right now so I guess that's fair, Mike.

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  3. Happy, Happy Birthday! I was hoping two of these ‘events’ were false, but you do you. I’m assuming you don’t plan on more children if you are going to be using the testicuzzi?

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    1. I am bad at spelling, don't like Monopoly because it takes forever, no need to get my taint all tanned up and don't need to boil the boys. Thanks, Bijoux.

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  4. Happy Birthday extravaganza! You have some mighty interesting plans. I would doubt the sunning, but I don't really know you that well...

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    1. Thanks, Margaret. And you are right to doubt me because the sunning of the taint isn't on my to-do list.

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  5. happy birthday sweet boy...eat love enjoy...love you ..sending big hugs..

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  6. I'm guessing Sunday isn't on your agenda and so I'm going to stay the hell and away from Idaho.

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    1. We will leave a light on for you, Ed, if you change your mind.

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  7. is it pronounced shife as in knife or sheef?

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    1. Like a knife, Unknown person on the Internet.

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  8. I think I spotted the non-agenda items. I mean, c'mon "hot spring" and "cinnamon rolls"?

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    1. You, rascal, you, Bob. I knew I couldn't get it by you.

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  9. I think we all know which items aren't going to happen, lol.
    Enjoy the concert with Mrs. Shife, and, yes - you are a cool dude :D

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  10. Thank you, jenny_o. I am a cool dude, aren't I?

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    1. Yep -- and I meant to add: Happy Birthday, fellow Taurus :)

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    2. Appreciate it, jenny_o. You are the best.

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  11. Now, isn't that an amazing Birthday Extravaganza. I am sure you will enjoy your second helping of.... Wait, you forgot the overindulgence of Birthday Cake and Ice Cream. You are having Birthday Cake and Ice Cream, aren't you? Well, even if you're not, have a Happy Birthday, have a good time, and enjoy the celebrations!

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    1. Thank you, Dave R. Cake will be had but I haven't been told what kind. It is still a mystery.

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  12. Happy birthday, you old coot. No, wait, cool dude.

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    1. Thank you, Joanne. I am an old coot too.

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  13. Happy Happy Birthday! Enjoy all those fun activities especially the ones highlighted in green. May your cinnamon rolls all have extra icing!

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  14. Anonymous4/22/2022

    shouldn't it be SSPOMBPTGL "P" FMBB?

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    1. After all these years, I finally get an Anonymous tip! This is a great early birthday present. You are correct and thank you.

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  15. Happy Birthday, Mr. Shife!
    I should have known you are a Taurus!
    And from all that list, Sunday does sound totes fab. Hope you have a fantastic day!

    XOXO

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    1. Thank you, Sixpence. I am looking forward to it.

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  16. Tucker Carson suggest bromeotherapy. We all know that he'd never promote anything dangerous or unproven.

    Happy birthday. At least you're not at an age where people question whether that much excitement is actually good for you.

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    1. Thank you, Debby. I think it is always good advice to pass on anything Tucker Carlson suggests.

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  17. I am calling you for ideas when my birthday comes around next year......lol.

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  18. Hmm, you sun yourself differently than I do. :-)
    Happy Birthday and I sure hope it's wonderful. 35 right?

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    1. Thanks, Peggy. Yep, 35, for sure.

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  19. I hate trick questions :) Have a wonderful weekend and birthday!

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  20. Don't be tanning up anything that shouldn't be tanned but have a happy birthday.

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  21. Well, Happy, happy birthday. Today is the big day. I hope it was good and that you used. a lot of sunscreen

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  22. Happy birthday. Cinnamon rolls sounds delicious.

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  23. Happy birthday!! Oh to sleep in!! How heavenly!

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  24. Say aloud the title of this blog post five times fast! Hoo-wee! Also: Happy B-day to you, sir! Enjoy the concert with the Missus.

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  25. Belated Happy Birthday... I'm so far behind in catching up to Reading Blogs! Hope it was a memorable Celebration in the best of ways!

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