What was that?
I am not sure.
By the beard of Zeus, I did hear something.
And if I heard correctly, I think you asked:
"What do you have planned for your birthday this weekend, Mr. Shife?"
Sweet Lincon's legal briefs!
I am not a lawyer but I think I am obligated to tell you all about it since my blog is titled: SSPOMBPTGLPFMBB (Shameless Self Promotion of My Birthday Plans to Get Lavish Praise from My Blogging Buddies).
P.S. I listed some of the stuff I have planned during the 4 days of Mr. Shife's Birthday Extravaganza but one of the activities on each day isn't really on my agenda. Can you guess which ones aren't legitimate?
- Thursday - Kyle's track meet, Hayden's softball game, enjoy a tesitcuzzi and then Mrs. Shife and I will be going to a concert.
- Friday - Sleep in because I took the day off, volunteer at Hayden's school for a walk-a-thon, enjoy two of my favorite movies (The Big Lebowski and Step Brothers) and take advantage of the warmer weather by doing some perineum sunning.
- Saturday - Hayden's softball game, go to the hot springs, see if it possible to finish a Monopoly game in under 7 weeks and family movie night,
- Sunday - Try to sleep in because it's my birthday but get up earlier than expected because I smell fresh-out-of-the-oven cinnamon rolls, try to spell
necasarily neccersely neccarssarily nessacerelynecessarily right on the first time, bask in the adoration and praise from my family and friends for making it to another birthday and not wearing adult diapers, and, finally, taking a quiet moment to realize how lucky I am to have family and friends that think I am a cool dude.
Thanks for putting up with me and for stopping by.
Talk to you soon.
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.