We are celebrating our own version of March Madness this week as the kids are on spring break.
I was going to use that as an excuse to not update the blog but you, yes you, my amazing and talented blogging friend, deserve better.
Unfortunately, you are not going to find that here.
You are now entering the Inferior Zone.
I might be a dumb, white guy but I know my audience.
So I apologize for being a hot mess this week but I am counting down the hours until I can have a cocktail.
But I didn't forget my manners so thanks for stopping by and I hope you have a great rest of your week.
Be kind. Rewind.
Keep it real.
Wax on. Wax off.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Where’s the beef?
Take a chill pill.
Avoid the Noid.
Give a hoot, don't pollute.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Stop yourself before you drop yourself.
Slow down before we throw down.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
All that and a bag of chips.
Well alright alright alright.
What's the dilly?
Talk to the hand.
Yada, yada, yada.
Be there or be square.
Be there or enjoy private cooking lessons from this cool cat named Javier.
Be there or go out with the love child of Susan Boyle and a bear.
Be there or meet your new overzealous neighbor who enjoys bug removal and is named Pierre.
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.