Random Acts of Shifeness - June Updates

Random Acts of Shifeness (RAOS) has been a big part of my blog as it is a convenient way for me to share a bunch of mostly unconnected thoughts in an organized way. 
Sometimes there is a method to my madness. 
My first RAOS was back in 2006 but my most recent one was back in November
I have been pretty predictable with my blogging lately.
Today seemed like a good day to bring the randomness back.

  • Rest in peace, anne marie in philly. Quite shocked when I heard the news last week. She was a wonderful, caring person and I am grateful I had the opportunity to get to know her through our blogs. This quote reminds me of her and the impact she had on others: Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same.  -- Flavia Weedn

  • I got a new grill over the weekend. I thought it was the right time because I almost melted off my face. Maybe my old grill knew it was the 40th anniversary of Raiders of the Lost Ark and wanted to recreate the memorable final scene.

  • Okay, it wasn't that bad but I did burn my eyelashes, which was a little scary. Can you see it? The end of my eyelashes got a little crispy and changed to a nice shade of orange.  
  • We emphasize gratitude and kindness with Kyle and Hayden and it sometimes it shows up in the most unexpected places. We stayed in Reno the night before we got home from vacation and they were excited that we were staying on the 27th floor. Their spelling needs help but the sentiment comes through quite nicely. 

  • Does your pet sit in a chair like this? Ms. Frizzle was keeping an eye on our back yard and felt like this was the most comfortable way to do it.

  • Happy Father's Day to all the wonderful dads out there. Hope you have a great day. 

  • And it begins. Hayden has been wanting to do swim team for two years but thanks to COVID and other factors, it didn't happen. But she finally got her chance today. I am not sure if her swim team dreams met her expectations as it was a pretty intense first day and she was wiped out.



I will try and do better.


I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

Comments

  1. Happy Father's Day to you when it rolls
    around! Abby can take up almost the entire
    sofa. It is her Queendom. Brother and I did
    swim team in Canada. All our kiddos did
    too. Bet way to instill strong swimming
    skills. xoxo :-)

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  2. Dwight D. Eisenhower6/15/2021

    Mitch McConnell is pushing 79 but he always said that the greatest time of his entire life occurred 36 years ago in 1985 when he was still a relatively young 43 year-old, he`d gone to Ireland with his family for a holiday in the countryside near to Cork, and one night while the rest of the family were asleep he sneaked away in his car to see a bit of night life in Cork and more specifically the red light district and strip clubs they had there, and it was his incredible good fortune that the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey was there doing a routine in one of the strip clubs, McConnell said he could not believe what he`d seen up on that stage and that he`d then resolved to go backstage and talk to the truly amazing mega-titted lust-pot he`d just seen. When he went into her dressing room he realised he still had £500 in cash on him as spending/fun money and he didn`t waste any time at all before offering her the entire wad of cash for sexual favours, and she immediately accepted. He always said that it was THE best 500 quid he`d ever spent, and as a bonus the strip club was also a hotel so he and Pauline hardly had to do any traveling at all before he was shoving his willy up her lushious arse-hole and then unloading half-a-pint of spunk into her, he then proceeded to fuck her, sodomize her, 69-her, pearl necklace her, spunk all over her, fist-duck her (both vaginally and anally), bugger her (again!, and this time donkey punching her as well, obviously!) and, of course, OF COURSE, TIT-FUCK THE INCREDIBLE BIRDS UNBELIEVABLE KNOCKERS SENSELESS. And during that amazing 10 hour session of sexual debauchery he also provided her with quite a few more wads, but not wads of cash, but rather massive wads of spunk!, up her arse, up her twat, in her mouth (and down her throat, obviously!), all over her, and, of course, OF COURSE, ALL OVER THOSE TRULY MIND-BLOWING TITS ! ! !, until the tits were literally drenched and immersed with jizz and dripping with spunk. He said it was THE greatest experience of his entire life (sexual or otherwise) and he recalled that when he returned to the cottage where he and his family were staying his wife looked like a ludicrous old hag who he never really wanted to fuck again, and its easy to understand him, after all, he`d just spent an incredible night of sexual ecstacy with arguably THE most mind-boggling unbelievable mega-titted beauty of all-time, so returning to the middle-aged bird he`d been married to for the previous 20 years was obviously going to be a murderous step-down. He ultimately did re-adjust to shagging his mediocre wife again on a fairly regular basis and providing for his family, but hes always re-iterated that that totally astounding one-night-stand of incredible and unbridled lust with the equally astounding 17 year-old Pauline Hickey in 1985 in Ireland was like something he`d never experienced before or since, and the sight of Pauline literally drenched with his jizz was THE most memorable image and memory of his entire life. McConnell also said that the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 was literally like a totally perfect mega-titted sexual-Goddess who`d been sent to earth specifically to show all the other 17 year-old birds in the world exactly what a quite stunning 17 year-old mega-titted lust-pot is supposed to look like!. I think he was right, the fucking lucky bastard ! ! !.

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    1. Loony John - Don't do this! I thought you were getting better.

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    2. I gave him a chance, Mike.

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  3. I did not know Anne Marie from Philly but she sounded pretty awesome.
    I love your kids letters!! Ya done good.🙂
    And lastly your dog....mine does same. Dogs are just great! I needed this diversion today. Thank you bunches!

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    1. You are welcome, Peg, and thank you.

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  4. What in the world is that mess above me? Lol!!!
    I got a kick out of your kids’ hotel note. I remember being a kid and filling out the customer satisfaction surveys that were left in the hotel rooms on the nightstand! Those are long gone.

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    1. Sometimes I let the crazies in, Bijoux, and this is what happens.

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  5. Bijoux - Loony John has a fascination with Pauline Hickey and likes to put his fantasies on line.

    Matt - No video of the eyebrow incident? I'm sure you could have been a YouTube sensation.

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    1. I think the last thing world needs is me being a YouTube sensation, Mike.

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  6. Loved the hotel note, but even more, Hayden on the swim team. That's hard, hard work.

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    1. Thank you, Joanne. She discovered very quickly how hard it was. 35 laps in 45 minutes on day 2.

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  7. It was very sad to hear about Anne Marie.

    How fun to have a new grill. Burning your eyelashes is scary! I'm glad it was just your lashes - it could have been a lot worse.

    Good luck to Hayden with the swim team!

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    1. Yes it could have been, Bonnie.

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  8. That note the kids left is so cute. Enjoy them while they're young, my friend. A dog I take care of occasionally is so big he sits with his butt on a sofa and his front paws straight down on the floor. It's hilarious.

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  9. I'm so glad it was just the eye lashes, not your whole face! Ms. Frizzle looks so cute sitting like that, she might be a people. The note from the kids is great, you and Mrs. Shife have done a great job. Best of luck to Hayden with the swim team, it's hard work. I hope you have a fantastic Father's Day!

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  10. I like to think Anne Marie marched into our hearts, and stayed there.
    Your kids are wonderful.

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  11. The eyelashes are so close to the eyes that I found that photo terrifying. What lovely notes your children wrote! Very thoughtful. I am always exhausted and ravenous after I swim, possibly because I'm the world's worst swimmer.

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    1. It was a little scary, Margaret.

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  12. I was away for business yesterday. The pool was closed at the hotel I stay. I was disappointed. Everything else seems to be opening up.

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    1. We are fully open in Idaho, Bathwater, and don't know how I feel about it.

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  13. I forgot to tell you Happy Father's Day! Have a great one!

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  14. Anne Marie's passing was a blow. Really.
    And I have not been here for awhile. Glad I made it on time to see that you almost burn your eyelashes. Who knew grilling could get that dangerous?
    Love the note the kids wrote. Such a good thing to do. Very few people write Thank You notes anymore and they're sooooo nice! Good parenting.
    And now I want to go swimming.
    TTYL, Mr. Shife. And don't forget to let us know if you guys go see In The Heights.

    XOXO

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    1. It was pretty devastating, Sixpence. I was surprised how much it affected me.

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  15. Ms Frizzle is hilarious in that Pensive Pose! I think tho' perhaps you should not play with Fire in your new Grill! Yikes! Anne Marie's passing so suddenly was quite the shock. The Kids Notes were so Heartfelt.

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  16. I don't know why my first post didn't take, so I'll try again. And how did you conjure up Ike? My dog sits like that in my car, riding shotgun, when we are on backroads--I don't let her ride up front on highways because I worry what would happen to her in an accident.

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    1. It just cracks me up when they dogs do that. We haven't had a big dog before so maybe that is why I find it amusing.

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  17. Hope you had a great Father's Day. It warms my heart that you teach your children gratitude. Loved the letter they left for the hotel staff. I bet it ends up on their website!

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  18. We had a wood boiler, a lovely Danish one, brought over on a ship, trucked to our home, and fork trucked into our basement. It was a wood gassification boiler system, the apple of my husband's eye. All I know is that I had an awful time with it. I opened the door once, and it flashed. I thought I had been blinded. I was wrong. My mascara melted my eyelashes together and I had to pry my eyes open. Oh. And my eyelashes were all sticking to my fingers.

    But I wasn't blind.


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    1. Wow. You definitely have a better story than me, Debby, and I am glad you survived. Do you still have the wood boiler?

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  19. We sold that house. My husband wanted to take Bertha with us. Fortunately, for me, the prospective buyers wanted her, and I cannot tell you just how much I wanted them to have her.

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  20. The note is great. How close was your face to the grill to get singed eyelashes? Dang.

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