What's making me happy
After blogging for more than 15 years, I can say with 100 percent certainty that I have never, ever said the following words before: I found the device that will finally help me clean my aged horniness.
But wait there's more.
It will deep clean it... wait for it... then clean it again.
A shiny, happy aged horniness can be mine thanks to my new Ultrasonic Skin Cleaner.
I don't even know what that means but I have it going for me... which is nice? Maybe? I think?
I was also unaware that my horniness required a cleaning let alone a deep cleaning.
I must have slept through that part in sex ed.
I would have loved to see what that sentence means in its original language.
What's not making me happy
This madness needs to stop.
Back in my day, it was a lot more simpler
I put on my trench coat, went down to the bus station and revealed my gender.
People were not amused but at least no one died.
Sure people were scarred for life but they lived to fight another day.
I played softball for the first time in about 18 months.
A global pandemic put a halt to things in 2020 but I was back out there yesterday with some old friends enjoying the game that I have now played for about 30 years.
Man I am getting old.
I was really sore this morning but other than that it was good to get out there and play ball.
I am getting an inner beauty exam also known as a colonoscopy this Friday.
I have heard about the prep for the exam being the worst so I wasn't looking forward to it anyway.
But then a good buddy of mine recenlty got diagnosed with colon cancer after his colonoscopy and that has taken me down some deep, dark rabbit holes because that is what I do when I worry too much.
I looked up all of the colon cancer symptoms and have convinced myself that I have most of them.
Then I imagine the scenarios where I have it and how that plays out for me and the family.
It is absolutely "wonderful."
I have taken great pride in how much work I have done over the years to get my future worrying - one of the main culprits of my anxiety - under control but the beast has been hard to put back into the cage the last week or so.
Go Out On A Meme
I will try and do better.
I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.