- I am going to do my best to turn your frowns upside down. Or maybe you were frownless and this will only make your face hurt from all of the fun we are having. And that sentence reminded me of this gem from the wonderful "National Lampoon's Vacation."
- Recommendation of the week: Don't ever go on a trip with any of these people. I have a lot of favorites but I think #15 and #19 are the leaders in Mr. Shife's clubhouse.
- Hack of the week
- Quote of the week: "Just saying the tickle train is arriving at brother station soon." - Hayden Shifley. She was informing her grumpy brother that she knew how to make him laugh. She certainly makes me laugh.
- Jokes of the week:
I regretted my sex change. They're making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"