--> I can't believe Christmas is 3 weeks away. I'm totally not prepared at all. Good thing I have 3 weeks. However, someone I know wouldn't be too upset if Christmas was tomorrow.
--> I also can't believe it's 1 week until my butt surgery. It should make for an interesting blog post next week especially if I am all hopped up on pain meds.
--> How to subtly mess with people: An illustrated guide to being your worst self
"While saying goodbye to someone, say 'dick hair.' If you say it fast enough, it sounds like 'take care.'"