I didn't realize a Cleveland Steamer was so cheap? And if you are not sure what a Cleveland Steamer might be, well then I would suggest the Google machine. However, please be warned you may never be the same after you receive your enlightenment. And for the love of the huskiest hounds, do not do an image search. Maybe a Haiku can give you some insight without giving you hysterical blindness from looking it up.
Wake up sleepy head
Rise and shine bright morning day
Hey! who crapped on me?
Rise and shine bright morning day
Hey! who crapped on me?
So as you can see from the image above, Cleveland's finest, non-sexually suggestive carpet cleaners offering their services for an amazing, non-sexually suggestive price! Seriously? 69 bucks? Come on, but as far as I can tell, this is real. All of it. Just look up LivingSocial Cleveland Steamer.
Have a lovely evening.
Talk to you tomorrow.
I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.
Oh man. I got as far as the first sentence, then shook my head and laughed. With a majority of my family from that area, I have the right to say there are some there that aren't the brightest. Worse, there are those there who would know exactly what they're doing on that. The ad that is...not, well you know.
ReplyDeleteAmazing suggestive price for Cleveland's finest non-sexually suggestive carpet.
ReplyDeleteI'm just pretty relieved we don't have carpet.
ReplyDeletePile on the accolades. A heaping mound of praise for this post.
ReplyDeleteI hear Cleveland sucks.
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