Holy Shirts!

I like you very much. And I know you like me too. But do you like me enough to give me the shirt off your back. Well if you do that is awesome; I really appreciate it. But I am kind of a snob and to tell you the truth I am also kind of a big deal so I will only accept the shirts with the following messages.





















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  1. I'm trying to think of a situation where the "I shaved my balls for this?" line isn't appropriate. So far I've got nuthin.

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  2. Damn I love your humour!

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  3. It's ok to break the rules from time to time. Besides, what dad doesn't know won't hurt him. But you know, if I had balls, I'm not sure I would shave them. Wouldn't the hair make them look bigger? And in a man's world, it's cool to have big balls.

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  4. I agree with the Duck,I'm not really sure I would shave my balls for anything.

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  5. ha...I loved "daddy's little squirt" and even more, I love "hung like a five year-old"...again, I will say it. I love this blog.

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  6. Does your wife really understand how deep your desire to have your "balls shaved" goes? Is that why you want a willy warmer so badly?

    Bummer about the shovel. I saw two shivering robins in the middle of January. I wonder if they were following the geese.

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  7. i tried to get you the daughters face t shirt but it was all sold out.

    the tasteful items usually sell out quickly.

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  8. i waish everyone a scrappy ending.
    because i have brain damage, coming back here to leave my comment is like reading them again for the first time. so that's cool. as a woman, i prefer clean, shaved, shiny balls.
    but my canadians like it on top tshirt will always be my favorite.

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  9. I howled at the Scrappy ending!

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  10. Sure hope someone gets you the "I've had it up to here, with midgets" T! :D

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  11. Ahhh tshirthell.com

    I LOVE that site. I still haven't picked out the shirt I want yet.

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