I like you very much. And I know you like me too. But do you like me enough to give me the shirt off your back. Well if you do that is awesome; I really appreciate it. But I am kind of a snob and to tell you the truth I am also kind of a big deal so I will only accept the shirts with the following messages.
I'm trying to think of a situation where the "I shaved my balls for this?" line isn't appropriate. So far I've got nuthin.
ReplyDeleteDamn I love your humour!
ReplyDeleteIt's ok to break the rules from time to time. Besides, what dad doesn't know won't hurt him. But you know, if I had balls, I'm not sure I would shave them. Wouldn't the hair make them look bigger? And in a man's world, it's cool to have big balls.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Duck,I'm not really sure I would shave my balls for anything.
ReplyDeleteha...I loved "daddy's little squirt" and even more, I love "hung like a five year-old"...again, I will say it. I love this blog.
ReplyDeleteDoes your wife really understand how deep your desire to have your "balls shaved" goes? Is that why you want a willy warmer so badly?
ReplyDeleteBummer about the shovel. I saw two shivering robins in the middle of January. I wonder if they were following the geese.
i tried to get you the daughters face t shirt but it was all sold out.
ReplyDeletethe tasteful items usually sell out quickly.
i waish everyone a scrappy ending.
ReplyDeletebecause i have brain damage, coming back here to leave my comment is like reading them again for the first time. so that's cool. as a woman, i prefer clean, shaved, shiny balls.
but my canadians like it on top tshirt will always be my favorite.
I howled at the Scrappy ending!
ReplyDeleteSure hope someone gets you the "I've had it up to here, with midgets" T! :D
ReplyDeleteAhhh tshirthell.com
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that site. I still haven't picked out the shirt I want yet.