Holy Shirts!

I like you very much. And I know you like me too. But do you like me enough to give me the shirt off your back. Well if you do that is awesome; I really appreciate it. But I am kind of a snob and to tell you the truth I am also kind of a big deal so I will only accept the shirts with the following messages.





















Comments

The Duck said…
I'm trying to think of a situation where the "I shaved my balls for this?" line isn't appropriate. So far I've got nuthin.
Airam said…
Damn I love your humour!
Cecile said…
It's ok to break the rules from time to time. Besides, what dad doesn't know won't hurt him. But you know, if I had balls, I'm not sure I would shave them. Wouldn't the hair make them look bigger? And in a man's world, it's cool to have big balls.
angel, jr. said…
I agree with the Duck,I'm not really sure I would shave my balls for anything.
thisdayandage said…
ha...I loved "daddy's little squirt" and even more, I love "hung like a five year-old"...again, I will say it. I love this blog.
KnitTech said…
Does your wife really understand how deep your desire to have your "balls shaved" goes? Is that why you want a willy warmer so badly?

Bummer about the shovel. I saw two shivering robins in the middle of January. I wonder if they were following the geese.
billy pilgrim said…
i tried to get you the daughters face t shirt but it was all sold out.

the tasteful items usually sell out quickly.
cher said…
i waish everyone a scrappy ending.
because i have brain damage, coming back here to leave my comment is like reading them again for the first time. so that's cool. as a woman, i prefer clean, shaved, shiny balls.
but my canadians like it on top tshirt will always be my favorite.
Big Ben said…
I howled at the Scrappy ending!
Design Goddess said…
Sure hope someone gets you the "I've had it up to here, with midgets" T! :D
Jillian said…
Ahhh tshirthell.com

I LOVE that site. I still haven't picked out the shirt I want yet.