Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Holy Shirts!

I like you very much. And I know you like me too. But do you like me enough to give me the shirt off your back. Well if you do that is awesome; I really appreciate it. But I am kind of a snob and to tell you the truth I am also kind of a big deal so I will only accept the shirts with the following messages.





















11 comments:

The Duck said...

I'm trying to think of a situation where the "I shaved my balls for this?" line isn't appropriate. So far I've got nuthin.

Airam said...

Damn I love your humour!

Cecile said...

It's ok to break the rules from time to time. Besides, what dad doesn't know won't hurt him. But you know, if I had balls, I'm not sure I would shave them. Wouldn't the hair make them look bigger? And in a man's world, it's cool to have big balls.

angel, jr. said...

I agree with the Duck,I'm not really sure I would shave my balls for anything.

thisdayandage said...

ha...I loved "daddy's little squirt" and even more, I love "hung like a five year-old"...again, I will say it. I love this blog.

KnitTech said...

Does your wife really understand how deep your desire to have your "balls shaved" goes? Is that why you want a willy warmer so badly?

Bummer about the shovel. I saw two shivering robins in the middle of January. I wonder if they were following the geese.

billy pilgrim said...

i tried to get you the daughters face t shirt but it was all sold out.

the tasteful items usually sell out quickly.

cher said...

i waish everyone a scrappy ending.
because i have brain damage, coming back here to leave my comment is like reading them again for the first time. so that's cool. as a woman, i prefer clean, shaved, shiny balls.
but my canadians like it on top tshirt will always be my favorite.

Big Ben said...

I howled at the Scrappy ending!

Design Goddess said...

Sure hope someone gets you the "I've had it up to here, with midgets" T! :D

Jillian said...

Ahhh tshirthell.com

I LOVE that site. I still haven't picked out the shirt I want yet.