The Name Game

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I heading back to Moscow this weekend to watch another University of Idaho football game so this post will be short since I am leaving tomorrow. Are you ready?
  1. If I was a stripper I think my stage name would be Epiphany.
  2. I would kill my parents if they named me Cliff and my last name was Hanger.
  3. Since there are no gay people in Iran it doesn't matter, but I would name a bar there that catered to the homesexual population "Gayatollahs."
  4. If I had a pseudonym it would be Bob Galliono.
  5. My safe word is cinnamon, but it also makes an excellent stripper name.
  6. Porn girl name -Nita S. Pankin
  7. Porn boy name - Oliver Klozof
  8. Best college football player name. You have to click the link because you would not believe me even if I told you.
  9. The best name for my office is the Black Hole of Suck or Circling the Drain.
  10. And for my last entry I think I will just go with a good name for a basset hound - Quincy.

Have a good weekend.

Comments

  1. Phats9/27/2007

    Give em hell this weekend Shife, hopefully you'll be able to keep up with Colt and the high powered offense the Bows have.

    What a funny name loved it!

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  2. Duck9/28/2007

    Wow, poor Mr. Pusey. Circling the drain huh? Glad to hear things are going so well there... Good luck to Idaho this weekend!

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  3. JM9/28/2007

    Quincy is a good name!! My siblings almost named my nephew Quincy...

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  4. Jay Noel9/28/2007

    Holy crap. Lucious Pusey???

    His mom Nita S. Pankin.

    Best name in football:

    Dick Butkus

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  5. the rube9/28/2007

    epiphany's inspirational.

    the next mrs myshkin will now be named epiphany.

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  6. cher9/28/2007

    cinnamon? wow, i thought for sure it would have been nutmeg, my spice of choice.

    have a great weekend Mr.Shife!

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  7. Melanie Miday-Stern9/29/2007

    Well, from what I heard about those in the middle east..... there's a lot we really don't know. Men like men and keep women for reprodution only..... it's pretty scary.

    HUGS

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  8. Travis Erwin9/29/2007

    I bet that linebacker is one mean dude.

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  9. Design Goddess9/30/2007

    Think I'd rather have the Pro-Football name of Ben Gay!

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  10. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater9/30/2007

    Weighing in at 5'9" and 208 lbs, that's one, big, luscious pussy.

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  11. Tena Russ9/30/2007

    Well, of course I had to click... Holey moley. He's a big fella so I guess he can be called whatever he likes.

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  12. Lena9/30/2007

    Went to the RCPM concert on Thursday by myself, but it was totally worth it. They are such a great band to see live!!

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  13. Anonymous9/30/2007

    haha I heard or saw that link before bout Lucious - funny chit

    I saw Henry Rollins this weekend. You would like him. Funny, one of his stories was about Iran.

    Have a great time :)

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  14. The Egg10/01/2007

    Wow that's a name alright! And cinnamon is a great spice:)

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  15. Travis Erwin10/01/2007

    I tagged you in my post today. If you are so inclined it is now your tunr to offer some "advice" to other bloggers.

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  16. Anonymous2/25/2008

    For several years I've been using the name: "Lester Oliver Klozof" online. Sometimes "Lester R. Klozof". I googled "klozof" and was surprised to find this article/blog.

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