Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Where in the world is Mr. Shife?

He was last seen drinking copious amounts of Nyquil and sobbing quietly to himself in the corner after being assaulted by an anal thermometer. Once he feels better, he will return to his regularly scheduled blogging.

12 comments:

bozette said...

I hope you feel better soon.HUGS

Blonde said...

Hope you feel better soon!

I have felt like shit everyday since my accident in September, so I know it ain't fun.

love and wetness,
Blonde

Denise said...

Oh, no! Poor Mr. Shife!!! I hope he feels better soon.

See what happens when you refer to yourself in the third person? It confoooooses me.

angel, jr. said...

Hi buddy get well! You know they have thermometers for your mouth now--and if you don't want to put it in your mouth, you can tuck it under your arm (in the depths of your pit).

cher said...

shameless pity plee here mr shife.

i heard that cher and mr shife ran off together and spend all day making out.

Phats said...

aww sorry shife, hope ya feel better buddy!

ruby rocks said...

i find football and star trek reruns are the best treatment for colds and flus. a good heating pad helps too.

oh yeah, take your temperature every hour and tell mrs shife. (add a few degrees for the sympathy factor)

The Duck said...

Hope I didn't give you something...

Rocky (Racquel) said...

feel better Shifey!!

Tina said...

Nyquil is gooood...hehe feel better soon!

LBseahag said...

Has this dog been barfing lately?

nicole said...

Glad to hear you're feeling better. You're the second person I've heard of to get taken down by a bug lately.