Where in the world is Mr. Shife?

He was last seen drinking copious amounts of Nyquil and sobbing quietly to himself in the corner after being assaulted by an anal thermometer. Once he feels better, he will return to his regularly scheduled blogging.

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  1. Anonymous11/28/2006

    I hope you feel better soon.HUGS

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  2. Hope you feel better soon!

    I have felt like shit everyday since my accident in September, so I know it ain't fun.

    love and wetness,
    Blonde

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  3. Anonymous11/29/2006

    Oh, no! Poor Mr. Shife!!! I hope he feels better soon.

    See what happens when you refer to yourself in the third person? It confoooooses me.

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  4. Hi buddy get well! You know they have thermometers for your mouth now--and if you don't want to put it in your mouth, you can tuck it under your arm (in the depths of your pit).

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  5. shameless pity plee here mr shife.

    i heard that cher and mr shife ran off together and spend all day making out.

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  6. aww sorry shife, hope ya feel better buddy!

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  7. i find football and star trek reruns are the best treatment for colds and flus. a good heating pad helps too.

    oh yeah, take your temperature every hour and tell mrs shife. (add a few degrees for the sympathy factor)

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  8. Hope I didn't give you something...

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  9. Nyquil is gooood...hehe feel better soon!

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  10. Has this dog been barfing lately?

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  11. Anonymous12/06/2006

    Glad to hear you're feeling better. You're the second person I've heard of to get taken down by a bug lately.

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