I apologize in advance to all of my Southern Asian readers but I think it is time I weighed in on this controversial topic. Thanks to the fine folks at The Daily Show, companies can now run a simple-cost benefit analysis to see if it makes sense to send their blue-collar jobs overseas to Southern Asia.
1) Would you rather pay your employees in
A. Money
B. Fruit rind
2) Would you prefer your employees to have
A. Self-esteem and adaptable skills
B. Calluses and deformed knuckles
3) Would you rather employ
A. One 60-year-old
B. Ten 6-year-olds
If you answered (A) to any on these questions, congratulations! You’ve just been fired by the guy who answered (B).
1) Would you rather pay your employees in
A. Money
B. Fruit rind
2) Would you prefer your employees to have
A. Self-esteem and adaptable skills
B. Calluses and deformed knuckles
3) Would you rather employ
A. One 60-year-old
B. Ten 6-year-olds
If you answered (A) to any on these questions, congratulations! You’ve just been fired by the guy who answered (B).
Yep, I hear ya ;) It sux.
ReplyDeleteNo-no-no, no outsourcing. This is the reason my computer is never fixed. I can't understand the person on the other line.
ReplyDeletehaha interesting shife, very interesting
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned I am glad you're back? how the vandals gonna be?
haha the guy that wrote the manual for your crappy Motorola phone must have been a product of this test...
ReplyDeleteok - I definitely left a comment here but now I don't see it. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's what it said:
You're such a dork, Shife. Missed ya bud.
Ah...owner approval - got it.
ReplyDeletewelcome back, shife. good to see you back in the blogosphere.
ReplyDeletemmmm....so very wrong... but i'll let it go....
ReplyDeletecuz it actually is funny...