
Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy is experiencing technical difficulties.
Mr. Shife drank like a champion in celebration of Super Bowl XL.
Right now Mr. Shife's liver is working overtime on processing the ungodly amounts of alcohol still in his system. In general, the liver can process one ounce of liquor (or one standard drink) in one hour. Unfortunately, Mr. Shife's liver still has about 400 hours of work to do.
We hope to have Mr. Shife back to normal in a day or two.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Have a nice day.
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Ms. Meghan would also like to extend her regret at his supported team's loss.
Though, she would also like to express her glee at the Steeler's win.
Get well soon, babes!
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Since you don't have any friends, get busy and start paying people to log onto this and nominate you again...and then same thing for the voting this week...
who do you think you are, Clay Aiken? you have to work for this shit!
By the way. You've been tagged. ;)
Ok, I'm kidding. I can't really stare at it for hours. Maybe 5 minutes. 10 minutes max.
:)~
Bruahahahahaha
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Do you always talk about yourself in the third person? LOL
Not goin' for it.
Get your butt back in here and give us some details!
PS I watched "Fever Pitch" the other night. Cute. Funny. You'd like it.
Try a little hair of the dog...
;)
Sorry the seahawks lost
i hope you feel better soon !!!!
at least you had a good time..
Oh and commercials were lacking this year. Ptthhhbbb.
Get well soon. :)
So you're obviously not all THAT hungover, mister!
Thanks,
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