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Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy is experiencing technical difficulties.
Mr. Shife drank like a champion in celebration of Super Bowl XL.
Right now Mr. Shife's liver is working overtime on processing the ungodly amounts of alcohol still in his system. In general, the liver can process one ounce of liquor (or one standard drink) in one hour. Unfortunately, Mr. Shife's liver still has about 400 hours of work to do.
We hope to have Mr. Shife back to normal in a day or two.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Have a nice day.

Comments

meghansdiscontent said…
Ms. Meghan hopes that Mr. Shife recovers soon.
Ms. Meghan would also like to extend her regret at his supported team's loss.
Though, she would also like to express her glee at the Steeler's win.

Get well soon, babes!
2/05/2006
Atalanta said…
Glad you had a good time! :P
2/05/2006
Anti-Blogger said…
Is Mr. Shife still drunk enough to believe he owes me money?
2/05/2006
LBseahag said…
hey...i decided to kiss your ass and nominate you-
Best Comedic Site January


Since you don't have any friends, get busy and start paying people to log onto this and nominate you again...and then same thing for the voting this week...

who do you think you are, Clay Aiken? you have to work for this shit!
2/05/2006
coloradohurricane said…
What ? No talk of midgets ?
2/06/2006
Steph said…
sucks to lose i know.

By the way. You've been tagged. ;)
2/06/2006
missy said…
Oooh, I miss seeing that on my telly! Now with cable and all the shit you get on TV... network hardly flash those things. I can stare at it for hours!!

Ok, I'm kidding. I can't really stare at it for hours. Maybe 5 minutes. 10 minutes max.
2/06/2006
Design Goddess said…
Here's hoping your liver recovers soon!
2/06/2006
Cupcake said…
ooohhh.... poor Shife! You shoulda gone to Disneyland like me! It makes it so much easier to believe in your dreams (like the Seahawks are gonna win the SB) when you're in the Magic Kingdom!
:)~
2/06/2006
The Scarlett said…
I'm thinking of adopting your liver and rehabilitating it.
2/06/2006
Katina Cloud said…
sounds like u had a great time!! poor liver
2/06/2006
Darius Torque said…
Your getting too old for this shit!

Bruahahahahaha

D
2/06/2006
angel, jr. said…
I hope everything clears out too. I have found that sticking my finger into my throat, inducing vomiting causes a good amount of that stuff to come out--but it must be done before going to bed that night.
2/06/2006
Rocky (Racquel) said…
LOL Good luck with that, Mr. S!
2/06/2006
She said…
Hahaha...this is what happens as you get old.
2/06/2006
Denise said…
I hope you had a good time...was it worth this misery you're feeling now? ;)

Do you always talk about yourself in the third person? LOL
2/06/2006
Sophie T. Mishap said…
You make me laugh! Feel better. :)
2/06/2006
dashababy said…
Hmmm, so this is like you phoning in sick basically to blogland?
Not goin' for it.
Get your butt back in here and give us some details!


PS I watched "Fever Pitch" the other night. Cute. Funny. You'd like it.
2/06/2006
SuperSpyGal said…
Tell Mr.Shife that I hope he feels better soon !!

Try a little hair of the dog...

;)
2/06/2006
Vince said…
Drinking was the only thing that made that God-awful game even remotely bearable. Don't forget to pay your liver time and a half. Equitable wages, and all.
2/06/2006
Phats said…
Have you awoken yet? headache gone?

Sorry the seahawks lost
2/06/2006
madame P said…
oh.. you fool...

i hope you feel better soon !!!!

at least you had a good time..
2/06/2006
The Reverend Jon Boles said…
I had to sit right under the tube at work with that game roaring. I'm not really a sports kinda guy, but even I thought the game surpassed the usual lameness, which is pretty hard for a combination of pigskin and idiots lacking genome capacity sufficient for abstract thought. I didn't think it could get any worse, and I'm a hardened cynic, so imagine my surprise!
2/06/2006
the_mrs said…
I am surprised you were able to type this with no typos and proper English...so no "drunk blogging", huh? ;)
2/06/2006
SugarHigh said…
rock on! Whoohoo, Steelers. BTW, that game blew for the most part. Thank goodness the Steelers won or I would have had to poke my eyes out.
Oh and commercials were lacking this year. Ptthhhbbb.
Get well soon. :)
2/06/2006
DaMasta said…
Get this man a loaf of bread!
2/06/2006
White Dade said…
Yes, you feel like shit today. but look at the bright side, at least you didn't wake up in jail. Cuz I bet a hangover feels a lot worse there.
2/06/2006
Tina said…
Awesome!!! haha well you know what they say cures a hangover....Chug! Chug! Chug! :p
2/06/2006
nicole said…
I'm jealous that you were genius enough to find that Technical Difficulties pic. Man, that's intelligence!

So you're obviously not all THAT hungover, mister!
2/06/2006
Scottish Toodler said…
You and half of America have been recuperating!! I hope you are feeling better!!!
2/07/2006
Luke said…
Good luck with that! I spread 4 beers out over the 4 hours.
2/08/2006
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