Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy is experiencing technical difficulties.
Mr. Shife drank like a champion in celebration of Super Bowl XL.
Right now Mr. Shife's liver is working overtime on processing the ungodly amounts of alcohol still in his system. In general, the liver can process one ounce of liquor (or one standard drink) in one hour. Unfortunately, Mr. Shife's liver still has about 400 hours of work to do.
We hope to have Mr. Shife back to normal in a day or two.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Have a nice day.
Ms. Meghan hopes that Mr. Shife recovers soon.
ReplyDeleteMs. Meghan would also like to extend her regret at his supported team's loss.
Though, she would also like to express her glee at the Steeler's win.
Get well soon, babes!
Glad you had a good time! :P
ReplyDeleteIs Mr. Shife still drunk enough to believe he owes me money?
ReplyDeletehey...i decided to kiss your ass and nominate you-
ReplyDeleteBest Comedic Site January
Since you don't have any friends, get busy and start paying people to log onto this and nominate you again...and then same thing for the voting this week...
who do you think you are, Clay Aiken? you have to work for this shit!
What ? No talk of midgets ?
ReplyDeletesucks to lose i know.
ReplyDeleteBy the way. You've been tagged. ;)
Oooh, I miss seeing that on my telly! Now with cable and all the shit you get on TV... network hardly flash those things. I can stare at it for hours!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm kidding. I can't really stare at it for hours. Maybe 5 minutes. 10 minutes max.
Here's hoping your liver recovers soon!
ReplyDeleteooohhh.... poor Shife! You shoulda gone to Disneyland like me! It makes it so much easier to believe in your dreams (like the Seahawks are gonna win the SB) when you're in the Magic Kingdom!
ReplyDelete:)~
I'm thinking of adopting your liver and rehabilitating it.
ReplyDeletesounds like u had a great time!! poor liver
ReplyDeleteYour getting too old for this shit!
ReplyDeleteBruahahahahaha
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I hope everything clears out too. I have found that sticking my finger into my throat, inducing vomiting causes a good amount of that stuff to come out--but it must be done before going to bed that night.
ReplyDeleteLOL Good luck with that, Mr. S!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...this is what happens as you get old.
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a good time...was it worth this misery you're feeling now? ;)
ReplyDeleteDo you always talk about yourself in the third person? LOL
You make me laugh! Feel better. :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, so this is like you phoning in sick basically to blogland?
ReplyDeleteNot goin' for it.
Get your butt back in here and give us some details!
PS I watched "Fever Pitch" the other night. Cute. Funny. You'd like it.
Tell Mr.Shife that I hope he feels better soon !!
ReplyDeleteTry a little hair of the dog...
;)
Drinking was the only thing that made that God-awful game even remotely bearable. Don't forget to pay your liver time and a half. Equitable wages, and all.
ReplyDeleteHave you awoken yet? headache gone?
ReplyDeleteSorry the seahawks lost
oh.. you fool...
ReplyDeletei hope you feel better soon !!!!
at least you had a good time..
I had to sit right under the tube at work with that game roaring. I'm not really a sports kinda guy, but even I thought the game surpassed the usual lameness, which is pretty hard for a combination of pigskin and idiots lacking genome capacity sufficient for abstract thought. I didn't think it could get any worse, and I'm a hardened cynic, so imagine my surprise!
ReplyDeleteI am surprised you were able to type this with no typos and proper English...so no "drunk blogging", huh? ;)
ReplyDeleterock on! Whoohoo, Steelers. BTW, that game blew for the most part. Thank goodness the Steelers won or I would have had to poke my eyes out.
ReplyDeleteOh and commercials were lacking this year. Ptthhhbbb.
Get well soon. :)
Get this man a loaf of bread!
ReplyDeleteYes, you feel like shit today. but look at the bright side, at least you didn't wake up in jail. Cuz I bet a hangover feels a lot worse there.
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!! haha well you know what they say cures a hangover....Chug! Chug! Chug! :p
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous that you were genius enough to find that Technical Difficulties pic. Man, that's intelligence!
ReplyDeleteSo you're obviously not all THAT hungover, mister!
You and half of America have been recuperating!! I hope you are feeling better!!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that! I spread 4 beers out over the 4 hours.
ReplyDeletehowdy - you hvae an interesting blog and I enjoyed reading it! I know I like it when people appreciate my work, so I thought I would give you some credit!
ReplyDeleteThanks,
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