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- I was arrested at a nude beach. I was putting on my sunscreen too fast.
(Did you get it? It is like a comedy grenade. It takes a few seconds before it explodes)
- William Shatner is another way to say that you have to poop.
Example: I need to William Shatner.
- What are you doing for the Super Bowl? I am being untraditional for the Super Bowl. Mrs. Shife and I are going skiing and then we will be home in time for the start of the game.
- Out of love and respect for my mother I am pulling for the Seahawks. Sorry CS.
- As far as the Super Bowl game is concerned, I am more interested in seeing what Bud Light Daredevil Ted Ferguson is going to do next.
- I just found out last night that I am addicted to oil. Thanks President Bush.
- Random Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Random Vin Diesel fact: The 13th and final symbol of the zodiac is Vin Diesel.
- Random Mr. T fact: Immortaliy can be achieved by wearing Mr. T's necklaces, but he is the only creature strong enough to carry this load.
- My drag queen name is Marsha Mellow.
- Have you ever watched the movie "The Perfect Storm?" I have seen it about 6 times and every time I hope that the guys somehow survive the storm. They never do but I know that one time they will make it. Thank you Charles Barkley for reminding me about this.