I apologize for the lack of action on the Dumb, White Guy network, but Mr. Shife had a life changing moment.
I have been dealing with it all day.
One moment I am fine, but the next moment I am ready to curl in a ball in the corner and suck my thumb.
I have turned the page today my blogging buddies.
I founded something down there.
You know south of the border.
Yes, down there.
One gray pubic hair.
My life is over.
Can you dye the shortened curlies?
I have been dealing with it all day.
One moment I am fine, but the next moment I am ready to curl in a ball in the corner and suck my thumb.
I have turned the page today my blogging buddies.
I founded something down there.
You know south of the border.
Yes, down there.
One gray pubic hair.
My life is over.
Can you dye the shortened curlies?
Comments
poor guy - no wonder you're postal. :-)
PS There's always Grecian Formula...
heehee
Grey pubes, bahahaha! sorry. I'll go now. ;)
If your arse is still pointing south, you're ahead of the game.
Just shave it all off like a porn star. Give MrsShife the treat of hairlessness
If you do dye it, I'd go with the beach blonde - summer'll be here before you know it.
You can dye ginger but you still stink of piss!!!:)
Be a man, ignore that pesky gray sucker, and consider getting a bedside defibrulator. It only get's worse from here on out - just you wait 'til the ol' man-boobs start heading south for the winter. Mrs. Shife shocking the hell out of you a couple of times might even improve your sex life. hehe
You now have a dignified cock Mr. Shife.
hey, as long as "it" still works, who cares?
so what did you end up doing? sgaving? waxing? go blonde??