Every now and then I get hit with an idea from the epiphany fairy that, in my opinion, appears to be solid gold. But that is where it stops; I am just an idea guy. I have never had the motivation to try and turn one of these thoughts into a reality but maybe someday. Anyway here are four of my latest, and I have included some of my previous ones since most of you weren’t reading this blog when they were hatched.
- Blur masks for Halloween or for that special day when you decide to become a felon and commit armed robbery. You know how they blur out people’s faces on TV to protect them; well I always thought a mask of this would make a great costume. You could even have blur masks for your private parts to complete the look.
- You're welcome cards. Wouldn’t it be nice to send someone a You're Welcome card after they send you a Thank You card?
- Change the lyrics and title of Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” to “Tony Danza.”
- Personal or single ads on coasters at bars.
- A robot that eats stupid people.
- When you enter a building your very own theme music plays.
- Man candles. The candles smell like man’s favorite things like bachelor parties, monster truck shows, garages, tailgate parties, football games, etc.
Comments
I'm also loving the stupid people-eating robot.
Missy -- That is a cool song.
And I think your version of "Tiny Dancer" is perfect. Can't you just see that 'Who's The Boss' star walking into his horrible excuse for a talk show to his own theme?
"Hold me closer, Tony Daaaanza."
I love it.
Man candles: I'm picturing the ad:
MANDLES, now in New Car Scent - our most popular candle!
"Tiny Dancer" one of the most played songs on my iPod.
I think on one of the "Friends" episodes Phoebe Buffay said that "Hold me closer Tony Danza" was her favorite song--as she belted out the tune. She may have beat you to the copyrights counter.
Angel -- That Phoebe is a crafty one. I don't remember that episode but that does sound like her.
The mancandles was funny too
Ann -- Yes we can name it George.
Rev -- Stay tuned next week for my line of greeting cards. It should be fun.
The final countdown was my theme song for 2004- just saw your comment qand it reminded me of that
Whereas, idea #3 is pure, hilarious BRILLIANCE!!!
Mona -- Well I appreciate your support. So what is your theme song now?
Nicole -- I will never forget you guys. Like I said I am just an idea guy so someone else will put them in motion.
Bozette -- Thank you. I try my best.
:)
BTW, you owe me a new keyboard now
;)
thanks for the idea!
Tony Danza thing - very funny.
Theme music - very clever! That would be so awesome.
The stupid-people robot would be great! It would at the same time eliminate prisons, welfare abusers, druggies, and the government.
What does a bachelor party smell like?
So, you're heading to Venus? With so many light years to go?
Can you make a candle that smells like a bowling alley? I love the smell of a bowling alley!
Do they have JPG in the states dude??