Yep, that's my boy right there. Anyway, Mrs. Shife and I adopted Quincy six years ago today, and in honor of that awesome fact I am letting the round mound of fur post on my blog.Captain Furry Pants has seen a lot of stuff during his time on Earth and just wanted to get this message out to all of the dog owners out there.
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Wow, I'm the first commentor! That's an honor.
ReplyDeleteActually, #10 also applies to cats. They like to wait till you've got a slew of guests in your living room to lift a leg and go at their crotches. It's a talent.
Awww hes cute. Sending Bones and Rawhide your way Quincy
ReplyDeleteAside from the fact that he is obviously personable, your dog looks smarter than some of my co-workers. Is he looking for a job?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha too funny LMAO@farts!! Cool dog...the Basset is cute too (hehe):)
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteLove it.
Love it.
And please, really, stop with the dressing of the dog. Bows, sweaters, rain boots, whatever. It's scary. Honestly. Scary.
those are so funny. I think he told you LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely jealous of the dog. He can do what I try to do without breaking his back.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAOOOO ~ that has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time...and to think, all the credit goes to Quincy...looks like you have competition there, Shife !!
ReplyDeleteTooooo funny !!! :)
If it wasn't a physical impossibility for most adults to lick themselves, do you think they would?
ReplyDeleteBaahahaha! Too funny. I bet your poor dog would actually complain about a lot worse if he could :P
ReplyDeleteClassic Shife and written with obvious affection. Give Quincy a scratch behind the ears for me!
ReplyDeleteMy dog would say the same things. Except with a funny accent, I believe.
ReplyDeleteAwesome Shife. You go, Quincy!
ReplyDeleteBut I love the fake stick throw trick! It's the only talent I have! :(
ReplyDeleteHe is adorable.
ReplyDeleteahhhhhhhhhhhahaha...
ReplyDeletemrshife, you the best.. the funniest... and this post makes me want to meet Quincy... he's got quite a personality...
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ReplyDeleteyour man is here...
I'm still trying to find a way to lick myself.
ReplyDeletethat's hilarious! Quincy is adorable.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you don't make him wear a dorag
Oh Quincy, you are such a smart pooch. But you couldnt sniff my crotch if you tried since you are so vertically challenged that way and I aint layin' down no matter how cute you are. Oookay?
ReplyDeletehow about knocking me over, pulling down my pants and having your way with me???
ReplyDeleteyou furry letch!!!
call me..
What's up with #3 anyway? Gotta let a dude check his pee-mail once in a while...
ReplyDeleteThank you Quincy for writing this for dogs the world over!!! I couldn't have said it better myself. signed, "Princess" c/o of Toodler
ReplyDeleteman..this is really funny.. I love your dog, so cynical
ReplyDelete:)