
I said a phrase last night that I have never, ever uttered before in my life.
I was in the kitchen washing my hands preparing to eat a lovely meal cooked by my even lovelier wife when I noticed a large amount of dirt in the sink. Many thoughts crossed my mind, but only one got to be expressed verbally.
“Honey, did a garden gnome take a shit in the sink?”
Apparently, Mrs. Shife potted a plant in the kitchen sink and left behind some potting soil during the procedure.
That’s it.
Have a nice day.
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"Honey, what is that smell? Did a gnome fart in here?"
And, when I used to do Sims Online, I used to have dreams about building gnomes. That was my warning sign that I had an addiction.
(Your wife just shakes her head and rolls her eyes at you now, doesn't she?.. LOL)
Good thing the gnome wasn't a female on the rag.
i took a dump in your sink.
......i was wasted...