Gnome Goes Wild

Here is another anecdote from my life.
I said a phrase last night that I have never, ever uttered before in my life.
I was in the kitchen washing my hands preparing to eat a lovely meal cooked by my even lovelier wife when I noticed a large amount of dirt in the sink. Many thoughts crossed my mind, but only one got to be expressed verbally.
“Honey, did a garden gnome take a shit in the sink?”



Apparently, Mrs. Shife potted a plant in the kitchen sink and left behind some potting soil during the procedure.
That’s it.
Have a nice day.