Gnome Goes Wild

Here is another anecdote from my life.
I said a phrase last night that I have never, ever uttered before in my life.
I was in the kitchen washing my hands preparing to eat a lovely meal cooked by my even lovelier wife when I noticed a large amount of dirt in the sink. Many thoughts crossed my mind, but only one got to be expressed verbally.
“Honey, did a garden gnome take a shit in the sink?”



Apparently, Mrs. Shife potted a plant in the kitchen sink and left behind some potting soil during the procedure.
That’s it.
Have a nice day.

Comments

  1. Dude, you crack me up.

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  2. Maybe Mrs Shife is covering up for the gnome?

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  3. I do that...blame a little gnome for a bunch of stuff....

    "Honey, what is that smell? Did a gnome fart in here?"

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  4. Anonymous1/18/2006

    That was swift, and it definitely bears repeating.

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  5. Gnomes are always at fault.

    And, when I used to do Sims Online, I used to have dreams about building gnomes. That was my warning sign that I had an addiction.

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  6. so what were the other thoughts?

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  7. I think we should try to make that into a catch-phrase.

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  8. Could have been worse..If the gnome had diarrhea, there would have been mud in your sink..

    (Your wife just shakes her head and rolls her eyes at you now, doesn't she?.. LOL)

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  9. Do you KNOW how much work it took to keep me from laughing out loud?? SHIFE!!!!

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  10. Garden gnomes freak me out...and I'm 41!!!

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  11. I have a friend that is scared of Garden Gnomes.

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  12. Hopefully you will never have to say it again.

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  13. Damn gnome's always shitting in the sink and giving bad travel advice.

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  14. hehe, my sister fears the Gnomes.

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  15. lol! a shower in your sink! ahahahaha!

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  16. Can you bottle your sense of humor & personality and send it to my husband? He's lacking in both departments.

    Good thing the gnome wasn't a female on the rag.

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  17. no it wasn't that dude.

    i took a dump in your sink.

    ......i was wasted...

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  18. Bahahaha. You're a funny bastard. Got me thinking. If gnomes could shit. I wonder what it'd be like. Little pebbles maybe?

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  19. RYC: Hoff's underwear is mesmerising, huh? Nothing like watching his crotch come at your face over and over and over and.......

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  20. I am LMAO!!! You are so funny!!!

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  21. I suppose there could be worse reasons for there being dirt in the sink, but its nice to know she's not cheating on you with a midget gnome!

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