First things first, me and my buds dressed up like pirates and attacked the Hoff. We pretend stabbed him and tried to shiver his timbers, and the Hoff played along but he wanted to play a new game.
He decided he wanted to play the underwear model game. He was the only one that was really into it and it kind of scared away everyone that had come over.
Then things got really weird. He decided he wanted to play the game with puppies. The Hoff has the ability to make cute puppier appear out of thin air.
This kind of freaked out Mrs. Shife that the Hoff was posing with puppies naked in the middle of our house. I tried to calm everyone down so I gave the Hoff my leather falconer outfit and that seemed to do the trick.
We finally sat down and enjoyed our meal. After a delicious culinary experience, we all got settled in the TV room to begin the Baywatch marathon (It is a tradition in our household.) After a few hours of Baywatch madness, I commented to the Hoff that his show had the greatest eye candy that the world had ever seen. The Hoff was a little put off by my remarks, and said that the show was much more than that. It was a cleverly written social commentary on the caste system in India. I about peed myself from laughing so hard. The Hoff was not amused. He threw his sparkling cider in my face. I was now not amused, and I called him a homo. The Hoff had enough and stormed out of our home. He called Gary Coleman. And a few minutes later, Gary showed up in KIT, and the two sped away.
I just laughed the whole thing off, and just figured it was the cider talking. I expected to get an apology from the Hoff the next morning. Well I got something from him, he e-mailed me the picture below.
Well, it is on Hoff. You better watch your back buddy. And was it really necessary to bring Officer Poncharello into the equation?
Comments
This was hilarious....
The picture of him naked with the puppies scares me...it always has. Every time I see him now I imagine that he has fleas in his nether regions. Actually I have stranger thoughts about that photo, but I won't gross you out.
So when gary showed up was it time for you to go to bed and quit drinking you know him being close to being a midget and all
This is such a funny post!
glad you had fun though
I can't tell where the sharpei puppy ends and he begins !! ackkkk
Here's a link to the page if you want to see the photo I tried to use, http://www.wolfsclan-eq.de/forum/uploads/1102339046/gallery_618_6_1090402523.jpg
Just wondering.
LB -- I might have to invite her over for Christmas.
Steph -- We still go apeshit over the guy here in the States as well.
Mental -- Yes, I am. And thank you for not grossing me out.
Atalanta -- The poor puppies didn't know what hit them.
CH -- I am always thinking about Gary Coleman.
Phats -- Actually after the Hoff left, it was time for me to pose naked with the puppies. I will have to show you those photos later.
NM -- They are all over my house. They really tie the room together.
Dorna -- Someone has gotta do it.
Toto -- You can never have too much Hoff.
Jon -- Sorry.
Armaedes -- The last photo got screwed up. I explained it in my first comment.
SSG -- Some things are better left alone.
DB -- Indeed he has an abundance of hair. I think the Hoff's chest hair is what powers the Hoff.
Cher -- Maybe the Hoff can be the next Mr. Miyagi and teach me how to be a karate kid.
Scarlett -- Your link isn't working.
SC -- Yes, the Hoff has his moments. And those rumors about KIT are true.
SD -- Welcome to the club.
PE -- No blog is complete without the Ponch.
Here's the link:
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif
Scarlett -- I am at work, so they may have some filtering up.
Oh, and hope your REAL Thanksgiving wasn't nearly this eventful.
LOL