8/27/26

 Thought of the day

Look, I shouldn’t even be doing this, but I like you.

It’s almost September, corporate is on my case, and I’ve gotta move this current meme stock off the lot before midnight on the 31st. We have 2026 models packed bumper-to-bumper here at Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy HQ, and frankly, I need the floor space yesterday.

I told the big boss I was gonna slash the prices on these laughs, and he thought I was insane. But you know what? That’s your gain. Step right up, kick the tires, and take these pristine memes off my hands before I come to my senses!

I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.