4/13/25

Thought of the day

I had a lot of downtime at the ballpark between Hayden's softball games, which led me to think about many things, including how I sign off emails at work.

Here's what you get when I send you an electronic mail: 

Thanks,
Matt 

So boring.

Let's spice it up.

Here's what I came up with.

Let me know which one you like the best.

1. With a touch of pizazz and sprinkle of glitter,
2. Over and snout,
3. Without my ducks in a row,
4. Feeling hamburger helpless,
5. On the brink of tears,
6. Stressfully,
7. We ride at dawn,
8. Searching for my marbles,
9. Thinking outside the bun,
10. Throwing it on the back burner,
11. Sitting in utter confusion,
12. Roll the credits,
13. Derp,
14. Worst, 
15. Neutral regards,
16. Alright alright alright,
17. Hasta la pasta, 
18. Lukeward regards,
19. Bringing the disharmony,
20. Do less more, 
21. I went pee pee in the coke,
22. Running in circles,
23. No significant changes welcome, 
24. Not widely accepted,
25. Floating someone's boat, 

Talk to you tomorrow.

Bye. 

Meme dump

I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.