Shife's Sparkly Spectacular - Day 25

Thought of the day

Happy anniversary to my book signing party.
I can't believe this happened 10 years ago.

You are cordially invited to my house for the official "Confessions Of A Dumb, White Guy: Tales About Life, Love And The Risks Of Wearing White Thong Underwear" book signing party. I live in Boise so I understand for some of you this might be logistically problematic but nonetheless know that you are welcome to swing by if you can make it happen. There will be food, music, laughs and good times. If you would like to imbibe, you are more than welcome, but please bring your own because it’s a lot easier that way. If you need directions to my house just send me a text, a DM, or just ask, otherwise, I hope to see you there

Who: You
Why: Why not?
What: Book Signing Party
When: Oct. 25, 4 pm – 8 pm
Where: Casa de Shifley
 
So come on over.
 
P.S. The book price will be $10 so please bring cash, check or beaver pelts if that's how you roll.
 
P.S.S. Be there or go out with the love child of Susan Boyle and a bear.


Meme dump 






Happy Friday.
Talk to you tomorrow.


I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream. 

Comments

  1. I found that first meme far funnier than I should have.

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  2. "Nothing. I was at the gym."
    Truth.

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  3. Did the 10 years go by really fast??

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  4. I've only been stopping by here for a short while, and had no idea you were a published author!

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  5. Is this a REAL party? I could make it over to Boise but not by 8. :)

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    1. It was a real party 10 years ago. I don't think we knew each other yet.

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  6. Is there going to be a sequel? I'm disappointed no movie was ever made.

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    1. Maybe. Maybe not. I am still negotiating with Denzel Washington to play me.

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  7. I have my copy of your book already. For those who haven't read it, my cheeks are twice as big as normal from stretching them out with laugher! If I'm ever in your area, I will bring it along for you to sign.

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  8. Wow, 10 years already! I still have mine :)

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