Shife's Sparkly Spectacular - Day 12

Thought of the day


This was making the rounds on the web parts that I frequent and I wanted to share. Have you seen it? 
If dogs searched on Google:

  • How to get two dinners?
  • Is it legal to split a treat in half?
  • How to steal chicken without anyone noticing?
  • Where do treats come from?
  • Is it OK to eat poop? 
  • How much cheese tax can I charge?
  • Where do humans go during the day? 
  • Why do humans talk to me in a baby voice?
  • Squirrels near me
  • What does V-E-T mean? 
  • What bird poop should I roll around in? 
  • Am I really a good dog?
  • What's the deal with cats?
  • Does this collar make me look fat?

Meme dump






Talk to you tomorrow.

I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream. 


Comments

  1. I've seen the lion cloud one, complete with a picture of a plane flying past a cloud that does look like Simba. Huh. Wonder if it's the same guy.

    I don't have a dog anymore, but I have it on good authority that I have sort of a bassett hound face... sad and droopy even when I was young and my face hadn't started to melt yet.

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    1. I think basset hound faces are the best.

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  2. Inquiring dogs want to know! Love it!

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  3. I can identify with that last meme!

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  4. That last meme: yes.

    The dog search is spot on ... especially about the eating of The Poop; Ozzo, for some odd reason, would dine out in the cat's litter box every so often.

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    1. Our previous basset, Tank, loved the kitty brownies.

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  5. It doesn't matter what Google tells my dogs, no.... it's not okay to eat poop. And yes, it's perfectly legal to split a treat in half (or thirds!).

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  6. Those are clever. When we fall back/spring forward, the cat is always happy when I give her two meals instead of one.

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  7. That's funny. My dog would probably question why he isn't allowed outside whenever he wants and why his human hasn't bought him a house with a yard yet. lol

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  8. I'm glad I've never had a poop eating dog.

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  9. Our neighbor had a poop eater. They let their dog run on top of everything else. He was a disgusting dog, but I'll say this: We did not have to clean up after OUR dog.

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  10. Since we've been on a few planes recently, I'm glad our pilot was smarter than that :)

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