9/20/24


Thought of the day

Raising a teenager can be challenging some days.
And some days you have reached your limit.
Kyle asked if I could FaceTime him from the store so he could pick out a birthday card.
I called him from the greeting card aisle and immediately felt the love from the other side of the phone.
He answered like it was a major inconvenience. 
I wanted to say:
"Sorry for interrupting you, dear child. I know you were putting your clothes away that have been sitting in your laundry basket since the last solar eclipse but you asked ME to call YOU so I can BUY your FRIEND a birthday card and present." 
I said, "Hey bud, what card looks good?" 
Then I hear a lot of heavy sighs, moans and groans as he has to pause his YouTube marathon video session to pick out a card. 
Finally, I hear him mumble "cat." 
I repeated "cat" back to him and then he repeated it back to me several times at a much higher octave.
The card looked a lot like the one above.
Except this one only had a picture of the cat with foam on its nose and no cup. 
I asked him if he wanted me to open it up to see what the card said when I heard a click as Kyle ended the conversation. 


I opened the card and it said "Thanks a latte for the love." 
He's going to love this one I giggled to myself.
I also knew Mrs. Shife had a stash of birthday cards at home that he could use when he got mad at me for buying this card for him. 
I got home and gave Kyle the card. 
I started laughing when he opened it and enjoyed the show as he writhed in agony, anger and befuddlement as he tried to comprehend why I bought him this card. 
He didn't appreciate me thinking his situation was funny and told me I was the worst. 
I said, "Thanks a latte!" 

Meme dump






Thanks for stopping by.
Talk to you soon.

I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream. 

Comments

  1. SO MANY GROANS! But, on the upside, I'm now an Olympic hopeful!

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  2. You are a good man. My teens either get up off their butts and go with me and pick out their own card or they design their own on a sheet of paper. Thus far, they have always chosen the latter and the Mrs and I have a drawer full of homemade cards.

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  3. I was giggling right along with you about the card. You're more accommodating than I would be. I'm glad you got the last laugh.

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  4. Anonymous9/19/2024

    Hahahaha
    Oh yes. I have a friend who has a Tween and it’s kind of the same. Give or take a YouTube marathon. It’s a struggle!

    XOXO

    Sixpence

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  5. Bahahahaaaa! That'll larn the whippersnapper!

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  6. That story killed me! Poor Kyle, poor you; it kills me.

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  7. Oh, I've been there many times and still am occasionally when I say something that the 38 or 34 year old disapproves of. I love the way you handled this, Matt! :)

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  8. Oh, the oldest child syndrome……the world revolves around them. (I am also an oldest 🤓) That’s great news about us all being Olympic hopefuls, if we so choose.

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    1. I am an oldest as well, Bijoux.

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  9. He's good. He just wants his back up story of "You should see the card my Dad thought I should give you."

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    1. That is something he would do, Joanne.

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  10. Great card pick. Even better comeback!

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  11. Anonymous9/20/2024

    Brilliant, just brilliant (with the card). Wish you had taken a photo of his face when he read the inside! Love all the memes, but favorite is the 5050 one :-)

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  12. oooh I read these stories and wonder how I would react since I never had kids. I thought your card was perfection for the situation! Good job.

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  13. Teenagers! Isn't it great none of us ever struggled through those years? Hahaha. I eat peanuts.

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  14. That was a great story you told. Save it, it can be told again at his wedding or some suitable situation :)

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  15. That gave me a good chuckle :) Thanks a latte for that!

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  16. Remember this conversation, because you'll probably do it again when your daughter is Kyle's age.

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