Thought of the day
Here I am better late than never.
It has been a pretty hectic week.
Sick kids, returning to work after 10 days off, practices, games, milestones, anniversaries, anxiety attacks, canceling our Team Lucrizzle wellness retreat in Springfield and other things I can't remember.
Sometimes we need a busy scale to convey our busyness for the week.
Vote for your favorite.
We were busier than _________ this week.
It has been a pretty hectic week.
Sick kids, returning to work after 10 days off, practices, games, milestones, anniversaries, anxiety attacks, canceling our Team Lucrizzle wellness retreat in Springfield and other things I can't remember.
Sometimes we need a busy scale to convey our busyness for the week.
Vote for your favorite.
We were busier than _________ this week.
a) Busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
b) Busier than a mosquito at a nudist camp
c) Busier than a one-toothed man in a corn cob eating contest
d) Busier than a cat burying a turd on a frozen pond
e) Busier than a one-armed bus driver with jock itch
f) Busier than a portable toilet at a chili-eating contest
My choice is d.
I have no idea how busy a cat would be trying to accomplish this but it paints a funny visual.
Plus, I like the word turd.
Meme dump
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
I vote for (f)! And the weak edibles!
ReplyDeleteExcellent voting, Debra.
DeleteI choose (g): All of the above. And I have some stories I could tell about those "weak" edibles.
ReplyDeleteLook forward to hearing about your weak edibles, Kelly.
DeleteOmg, these memes are killing me! So darned relatable. Thanks for the laughs, as always and I hope your upcoming week is calm.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bijoux.
DeleteThe cat would simply swat the turd around the ice, looking for the edge.
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
DeleteI vote [d] and I love that last meme. Oh yes!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend!
Thanks, Bob.
DeleteI have used A) quite often and have never heard of the other five. I'm going to study up on them so they can be in regular rotation from now on.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the studying, Ed.
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I don't know if I believe you, Curt Lennix.
DeleteI'm loving the image of the busy mosquito at a nudist camp.
ReplyDeleteIt paints a picture.
DeleteAnxiety attack, oh, dear! Hope it wasn't too severe. I would pic the cat and turd too because I have a cat and can envision her frantic activity.
ReplyDeleteA minor hiccup but all is well now. Thanks, Margaret.
DeleteI also pick D, cat jokes always win.
ReplyDeleteThey make me giggle as well.
DeleteYes you were busy. Sorry to hear about the sick kids and anxiety attack.
ReplyDeleteTY, MK.
DeleteG. Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
ReplyDeleteA classic, Mike.
DeleteTrue story:
ReplyDeleteThe first time I had edibles I had a full gummy bear. I had no idea that they come in different intensities and was wondering when it would hit. Everything was fine and dandy until I had a salad and then everything went to hell in a handbasket: I danced to a very hot lesbian singing InSync songs, went on a little trolley trip and fell asleep on my friend's sofa at 8:30 pm.
Almost like that woman joining her own search party without the walking.
ALWAYS check to see what edibles you're having. Always.
XOXO
Funny stuff, Sixpence.
DeleteI have never had an edible, but often think they'd probably do me some good. As for your question, my go-to saying is "I'm as busy as a one armed paper hanger."
ReplyDeleteGood go-to saying, Debby.
DeleteI vote B. Sorry to hear about all kiddos being sick. Hope all are back to normal now. We'll soon be in the cold and flu season, and then there's still the damn Covid to contend with. It's really hard to stay health when you have kids at home. Good luck to you all.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sandy
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