Thoughts of the day
If there was ever a week that I became enthusiastically crazy, then this might be the one.
I asked AI for some"lose my shit" synonyms.
They gave me an underwhelming list but I did find it comical that AI has no problem with "lose my shit" but it draws the line at "go batsh*t insane."
So this week is a little bonkers:
- Between Hayden and I, we have a softball game every night until Saturday.
- I work from home most of the time but this week I had to go into the office three times to be on a hiring committee. And I couldn't wear sweatpants. Or a hat. You can feel my pain, right?
- I had to take Lucy and Frizzle to the vet (they are fine) but taking two dogs to the vet can be stressful.
- We have family coming into town tomorrow so we have to clean up the house, get groceries, pick up dog poop, take down the sex swing, mow the grass, etc.
- And other little things like complaining about the weather, a doctor's appointment, getting Kyle to agree to a haircut, and buying a new TV felt more difficult than usual because of the other stuff happening this week.
But we are going to get through it.
We can "go batsh*t insane" another week.
Meme dump
Thanks for stopping by and I will talk to you soon.
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
I can feel your pain in so many ways. Pat would like to watch the interview about "faking the throw".
ReplyDeleteFrizzle said she would provide a testimonial.
DeleteBat crap must be pretty gross if it is more vulgar than regular crap.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Not the sex swing! No family is more important than the sex swing! Not that I know of these things.
Sex swing > Family. I think that is going to be the plot of the next Fast and Furious movie.
DeleteIt is that time of year when things really do get batsh*t crazy. I keep telling myself, only two more weeks... only two more weeks.
ReplyDeleteWe are down to the last week. And it is getting a little wonky.
DeleteSex swing? LOL Is your weather supposed to be bad? It's supposed to be sunny and warm here. Hope that it all goes well. It sounds like you've been keeping your shit together well and accomplishing what you need to. Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteJust seeing if you read most of the blog. Thanks, Margaret.
DeleteI'm having a week like that, too. Can't wait for life to return to normal :-)
ReplyDeleteHope it does soon, Kathy.
Deleteokay 2 dogs to the vet. Yikes. I had trouble with one Labrador. Put the sex swing in the guest room. Ya never know. 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWonderful advice, Peg. 🤣
DeleteHa. I like to say, 'I'm about to lose it!' as well. Bat-guano crazy might have passed the test, had AI thought of it. ;)
ReplyDeleteGuano is a fun word.
DeleteWay to bury this in a list of details, LOL -- "take down the sex swing." Gave me a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteI had to see how far some people made it through the update, Debra. You passed.
DeleteYou could always turn the sex swing into a sort of new fangles macrame plant holder ... if you can find a plant large enough to swing!
ReplyDeleteSomething to look into. Thanks, Bob.
DeleteAI is incorrect. Isn’t the phrase ‘batshit crazy’ not batshit insane? Great memes, as always. I love the dog in the wings, waiting for his speaking engagement.
ReplyDeleteYou are correct about the phrase, Bijoux. At least that is how I have heard it.
DeleteHiring committee. Are you kind, ruthless, brutally honest, quiet?
ReplyDeleteCynical and honest, Joanne.
DeleteYou are the absolute king of the 'Easter Egg'. (That's slang! I'm cool! Yay me!) I am sure that you made a good impression not wearing sweat pants to the meetings. You did wear pants though, right? Because you're you, I feel as if this is a valid question.
ReplyDeleteOne last observation...you're like the last dad in the world that I'd expect to be trying to make my son get a hair cut.
Thanks, Debby. I am glad you enjoyed the Easter Egg. And yes I wore pants. Normally, I think I would fit that description of a dad but it needed some trimming so I gently reminded Kyle that it would not be a bad idea. The kid has had a mullet and blue hair the last few years so we are pretty chill when it comes to his hair.
Delete"taking two dogs to the vet can be stressful."
ReplyDeleteAnd expensive.
Can confirm.
DeleteI've done the 2 dogs at the vet and it is... fun. I understand your love for sweatpants, but, as someone who works in a large home improvement retail store, I can tell you I also understand why, sometimes for very obvious reasons, sweatpants should not be worn in public.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine the horrors you have seen, Dave.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteOMG Internet Explorer! I just had a laugh with an insurance lady cause the address they had was netscape.net and she had no idea email addresses used to end in .net. LOL
And the sling? You just KNEW I was gonna stop there...
XOXO
I know my audience, Sixpence.
DeleteI want to hear the dog tell all those fake throwers off! Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteThey would be fabulous, Jeff.
DeleteEven when seemingly fun things happen all at once, it can be stressful. Great memes :)
ReplyDeleteThanks. kden.
Delete"Take down the se swing" LOL Taking one dog to the vet was stressful enough for me. 2 would be too hectic but I'm glad they're both fine.
ReplyDeleteAll is well. Thank you.
DeleteHope you have a good week.
ReplyDeleteTY MK
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