The gas pump - oh yeah man, can't remember it to save my soul, and there are only eight pumps at my gas station. And the last one, I'm feeling that. Why do we do these things?
That guy who stands - what a doofus - it gets them no where , they are impeding the flow of traffic and when I worked in the airline industry we had a name for them. :-) Needless to say I loved that one. Also I am Rambo after the same scenario. Would it really cost a lot of money to have a retired boomer answer phones and direct them to the proper channel? I'd rather have that but then again I'm an old fart
Last one is the story of my life. I am usually near the back of the plane (by choice) and don't bother to stand up until I have to get off. By then my luggage is usually at baggage claim.
I've been guilty of that last one a time or two in my life. Seeing the pic of Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod will have music from The Fifth Element going through my head all day. (not a bad thing)
Good ones... I can't imagine how many planes I've flown on when I have a tight connection and the one who has a couple of hours rushes up to gain his extra 1.7 seconds...
First and last slayed.
ReplyDeleteExcellent to hear, Bob. The last one is my favorite.
DeleteLast one. Been there done that.
ReplyDeleteMe also. Way too much.
DeleteOk, the gas pump? That's me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element!!!!
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Me too, Sixpence.
DeleteNumber four and seven for me definitely!
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Hi Robin.
DeleteBeeGeesus! Funniest thing I've seen all week.
ReplyDeleteI know. It is great.
DeleteThe gas pump - oh yeah man, can't remember it to save my soul, and there are only eight pumps at my gas station. And the last one, I'm feeling that. Why do we do these things?
ReplyDeleteI wish I knew, jenny_o, but I do it as well.
DeleteI am one of those obnoxious people who stand up in the aisle as soon as the plane lands!
ReplyDeleteWell if you are in the front of the plane it's OK.
DeleteThat guy who stands - what a doofus - it gets them no where , they are impeding the flow of traffic and when I worked in the airline industry we had a name for them. :-) Needless to say I loved that one. Also I am Rambo after the same scenario. Would it really cost a lot of money to have a retired boomer answer phones and direct them to the proper channel? I'd rather have that but then again I'm an old fart
ReplyDeleteAre you going to share that name, Peg? Sounds like a great idea with the boomers.
DeleteLast one is the story of my life. I am usually near the back of the plane (by choice) and don't bother to stand up until I have to get off. By then my luggage is usually at baggage claim.
ReplyDeleteMine as well. Done it way too many times, Margaret.
DeleteDiet? What diet? Who diets? Food is meant to be eaten.
ReplyDeleteGood point, River.
DeleteI've been guilty of that last one a time or two in my life. Seeing the pic of Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod will have music from The Fifth Element going through my head all day. (not a bad thing)
ReplyDeleteGlad it is a good thing, Kelly.
DeleteThe BeeGeesus, since I'm old enough to remember them in all of their incarnations.
ReplyDeleteI had the BeeGeesus beaten out of me once.
DeleteGood ones... I can't imagine how many planes I've flown on when I have a tight connection and the one who has a couple of hours rushes up to gain his extra 1.7 seconds...
ReplyDeletePeople get a little crazy when they are out in the wild.
DeleteFrom some reason I'm having problems posting. I'm the anonymous post above. Jeff. https://fromarockyhillside.com
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting me know, Jeff.
DeleteIf I lived next to a donut shop that's how my diet would be going too. lol
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DeleteI would have the same problem, Mary.
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