I have had too many phone numbers over the years to remember them all. I have to many passwords and don't remember all of those either. I have created a system to help, but it isn't perfect.
In college I worked in a restaurant and one night a lady asked me if we served children and I said, "Yes, ma'am, deep fried with a side of ranch." But I'm'a try that veggie answer!
We didn't have a phone when I was a child, we finally got one when baby#3 was about to be born and I haven't got a clue now what that number was, but I can remember all my passwords.
I'm not sure how I should react to that first one. It's fact. (3-8829)
ReplyDeleteIt's crazy, huh?
DeleteThe customer service one resonated but the "waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo" is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt gave me a nice chuckle as well.
DeleteI have had too many phone numbers over the years to remember them all. I have to many passwords and don't remember all of those either. I have created a system to help, but it isn't perfect.
ReplyDeleteMy system is hoping my computer remembers them.
DeleteSo, basically this is a group of "what's on the menu," memes. Dick Cheese made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteDick cheese is quite excellent.
DeleteThese made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteIn college I worked in a restaurant and one night a lady asked me if we served children and I said, "Yes, ma'am, deep fried with a side of ranch."
ReplyDeleteBut I'm'a try that veggie answer!
Love it. And that is why you are awesome, Bob.
DeleteWe didn't have a phone when I was a child, we finally got one when baby#3 was about to be born and I haven't got a clue now what that number was, but I can remember all my passwords.
ReplyDeleteLife without a phone. I can't even imagine.
DeleteSome of my best passwords are childhood phone numbers.
ReplyDeleteMine too.
DeleteClever ones! Zoom calls--shudder. Is my neck really that awful?
ReplyDeleteI have worried about that when I have been on calls.
DeleteOMG, the emojis and the spam, lol!
ReplyDeleteThey were great.
DeleteThe vegetarian one made me LOL! But they are all great ones. You find the best, Mr. Shife!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bijoux.
DeleteMore greats; loved the Matthew McConaughey one!
ReplyDeleteThanks, kden.
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