Day 19 of my September challenge.
I have been channeling the Church Lady a lot in my head lately.
She has been roaring around the house from dawn to dusk like she just finished off her second Red Bull and is as fired up as Air Boss Johnson after two snot-nosed jockeys did a fly-by.
She is going after every inanimate object in the house.
Couches. Backpacks. Plants. Chairs. Rocks. Batteries. Nerf bullets. Rugs. And the list goes on.
Since she is our puppy, I need to have a better theory than her being the spawn of satan.
So I like to think she is a little four-legged bodyguard protecting my honor by chewing on them with her razor-sharp teeth.
Ms. Lucy: Did you hear what that ottoman called you?
Mr. Shife: No. What?
Ms. Lucy: A bloody knob head.
Mr. Shife: Are you serious, Lucy? That is unacceptable.
Ms. Lucy: No worries, bro. I got this.
And off the chompasaurus chomp chomp chomperella goes.
Talk to you tomorrow.
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
Lucy is staking her claim as the HBIC!
ReplyDeleteAnd doing a fine job at it, Bob.
DeletePuppies be crazy! I'm too old for another one. More power to you.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Deedles. Another confirmation that I am crazy.
DeleteThat sweet little innocent face???
ReplyDeleteI know, Bijoux. Hard to believe.
DeletePuppies are destructive but then so are cats. Gotta love them regardless.
ReplyDeleteWe do love her very much, Margaret.
DeletePerhaps you should call in an exorcist?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun weekend activity, Debby.
DeleteThe first six months with a puppy or kitten is high-speed everything. And then just as the cuteness is fading, they get better behaved. It's a good thing, too. Otherwise no one would ever take them on :)
ReplyDeleteVery true, jenny_o.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteOh the joys of puppyhood. I hope she'll grow out of it??
XOXO
She will, Sixpence, but I wanted express myself because Chomperella was out of control. All is better now.
DeleteI do not want another pet. The cat is lucky to be around still.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to the cat.
DeleteRemember, puppies are like babies, they try and put everything in their mouths. Also keep in mind, Lucy is also going to try and chew out her puppy teeth. People forget that puppies get puppy teeth the same way babies get baby teeth. Puppies are great!!!
ReplyDeleteThey are wonderful, Dave R., and a lot like babies. I forgot how much work it is to raise a good puppy.
DeleteCats are just as bad but they have the advantage of getting on counters, tables, etc., so they can get in twice as much trouble. Now that Abe's a year old, it's getting a LITTLE better, just a little. You've got a ways to go buddy :)
ReplyDeleteI know I do, kden. I just needed to vent.
DeleteThat's hilarious. Falcor was and still is a chewer. He tore up so many shoes, socks and pillows when he was a puppy. Now we keep him stocked up on chew toys and keep the shoes off the floor. You would think at 8 years old he wouldn't want to chew anymore and while he's better, those toys don't stand a chance.
ReplyDeleteThis is not what I needed to hear, Mary.
Deletetoo old for puppies or kittens..all they do is eat shit and destroy...nooooo thanks
ReplyDeleteThey are a handful, YDG.
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