Where in The World Were The Shifleys?

You might have noticed my absence last week.

And if you did, then let's pretend that we had this imaginary conversation:

You: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of blogging lately.

Me: Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.

That's not true.

I really, really did miss you.

I just wanted an excuse to tweak one of my favorite quotes from "Office Space."

Anyhoo, the Shifleys took a super long weekend to celebrate the end of the school year and headed out to other glamorous and warmer locales for about 6 days. 

So it's you job to figure out what we did.

Don't worry I will give you some clues.

Ready?

Maybe we showed other tourists how not to take photos by staring directly into the sun.

Maybe we just stayed at home and watched Top Gun: Maverick on the big screen every single day. 

Maybe I took that leap of faith and finally began my career as a furniture model.

Maybe Hayden learned how to hypnotize Kyle with cake in between marathon swimming sessions. 

Maybe I was busy working on my middle-aged man taking selfies with a llama calendar

Maybe I was reconsidering softball as my hobby

Maybe we were trying to recover from Kyle chopping off his mullet 

Maybe I am a really lucky guy and Mrs. Shife let me play in a softball tournament all weekend long in Reno, Nevada while she took Kyle and Hayden to their cousin's graduation in Sacramento.

Any guesses?

Thanks for stopping by, talk to you soon and I hope you are doing well.

I will persevere.

I will keep moving forward.

I will be the stream.