Mr. Shife's February Frenzy Day 26


The appliance gremlins have moved from our fridge to our microwave. 
It appears that our microwave is possessed. 
Assuming it is demonic (are there any other kind?), does anyone know how to perform an appliance exorcism? 




Thank the fat bassets, it is Friday. It has been a long week and I am tired. 
Mrs. Shife thinks I have puppy fever because I have been talking about basset hounds a lot.
It has been more than 4 years since we were owned by one.
But I also have spring fever. 
Probably due to cabin fever.
I am pretty sure I am going to get Saturday night fever tomorrow.
I had World Cup fever once.
It is almost as bad as boogie fever.
One of our old bassets got beaver fever once.
I think I might have become a fever overachiever with this diatribe.


Dad joke:




Memes:








I will try and do better tomorrow.


I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.


Comments

  1. Lol on that last one. Omg, I love Bassett hounds! So adorable!

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    1. Me too. We had one in our lives for over 30 years. Ms. Frizzle is the first non-basset I have had since I was a teenager.

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  2. LOL, I hope you have a great weekend! :)

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  3. hee hee hee! can your appliance guy check the microwave?

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  4. That turntable has Saturday Night Dance fever.

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    1. It has corrected itself so I don't know what was going on.

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  5. you are a ton goofy...got the book and bookmarks...I love all three. Can't wait to show the gg's them. And reading the book and laughing my ass off at every page. Tell the kids I will send them their hard earned moola for the bookmarks. I just keep forgetting to go to the damn post office. Will give you updates chapter to chapter...so far I'm fecking loving it.

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    1. Awesome. Glad to hear, Jackiesue. No worries. Just get there when you can, we aren't going anywhere.

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  6. Boogie fever is mild compared to the boogie woogie flu which is nothing compared to rockin' pneumonia. Count your blessings.

    PS: I'm beside myself with delight because it's supposed to be in the forties all next week.

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  7. Lol, love those memes! And your "fever dream"...maybe you should get a shot :-)

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  8. DH uses colorful language to fix appliances...
    xoxo :-)

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  9. Cabin fever definitely causes spring fever.

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    1. It is supposed to hit almost 70 today so that will really not help.

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