The appliance gremlins have moved from our fridge to our microwave.
It appears that our microwave is possessed.
Assuming it is demonic (are there any other kind?), does anyone know how to perform an appliance exorcism?
Thank the fat bassets, it is Friday. It has been a long week and I am tired.
Mrs. Shife thinks I have puppy fever because I have been talking about basset hounds a lot.
It has been more than 4 years since we were owned by one.
But I also have spring fever.
Probably due to cabin fever.
I am pretty sure I am going to get Saturday night fever tomorrow.
I had World Cup fever once.
It is almost as bad as boogie fever.
One of our old bassets got beaver fever once.
I think I might have become a fever overachiever with this diatribe.
I will try and do better tomorrow.
I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.