I had pie for lunch.
There are worse ways to kickstart your afternoon.
Like picking the wrong time to take a shortcut.
And it was cherry and apple in case you were wondering.
I think this guy would have recommended adding crushed nuts.
I like to get my haircut cut every 2 weeks.
Mostly because I like to keep it short on the sides and I don't notice my gray hairs as much.
I only bring that up because I had to go 3 weeks between cuts and it felt like my hair was out of control.
We bought a new scale and I have been having a little fun with it.
I might need to look up the definition of fun.
I can get busy at work and don't want to interrupt my flow so I will wait until the last minute before I need to let it flow.
I will weigh myself before and after I pee.
My record so far is almost 4 pounds.
Have I talked about oversharing lately?
Shortcuts aren't always for the best.ReplyDelete
Pie is good for lunch, no?
And a 4 pound weight loss after peeing? Is that right? Oy!
Almost 4 pounds, Bob. 3.8. I don't want everyone to think I am a superhero or something.Delete
Now you are making me hungry for pie! I see a pie in my future! (I hope)ReplyDelete
At the risk of oversharing as well, I will admit that I have weighed myself before and after too. It's okay because it is like a scientific study. (ha!)
Exactly. A scientific study. Thanks, Bonnie.Delete
4 pounds of pee. What, do you pee once a week? I think a full milk jug is 7 pounds. So that's more than half of a gallon milk jug.ReplyDelete
I wish. I drink way too much water along with beer and I am stubborn.Delete
OMG that gif! LMAOOOReplyDelete
And cherry pie is bomb. Always go for cherry pie.
And I am going to follow your advice when weighing myself....
Cherry pie is pretty darn amazing.Delete
I could watch shortcut guy all day lol and looks like I'm going to have to invest in a scale so I can have some fun too!ReplyDelete
I hope it is fun for you. I have a love/hate relationship with my scale.Delete
that guy in the GIF is a dick. and you need a new hobby or two.ReplyDelete
I definitely do, anne marie in philly.Delete
I use to hide wrappers from my partner. We were doing weight watchers. I put the wrappers back in the grocery bag, stuffed the grocery bag into the trash and then top it off with those annoying coupon mailers we would get in the mail. If he caught on, he never let me know.ReplyDelete
I try to bury my evidence as well, JM.Delete
4 lbs equals half a gallon. Impressive.ReplyDelete
Should I put it on my resume?Delete
I just got a new scale, too! I love that it gives pounds AND ounces and I’ve been known to weigh myself before and after. Holy cow on the haircut schedule! Just so you know, 6 weeks is the norm. 😊ReplyDelete
I don't think I could go 6 weeks.Delete
I need heavy pee like yours. I ate air yesterday and some applesauce. I gained 1lb.ReplyDelete
It's fun getting old. I think my scale hates me.Delete
Chortle about the raccoon!ReplyDelete
I liked that one too.Delete
4 pounds--woot! I haven't had a haircut for a year and need one desperately.ReplyDelete
Wow. One whole year?Delete
can you make a banana bread pie?ReplyDelete
Probably but I don't think it would be edible.Delete
I can go about 5 weeks on a haircut, go short and let it go till it drives me nuts. Then wait another week for good measure.ReplyDelete
I think I had to go about 7 weeks between haircuts when the pandemic began and that was not fun.ReplyDelete