Tuesdays with Shifley

Tuesdays.

I was going to go on a long diatribe about how much Tuesdays suck in the Shifley household but then that would make your Tuesday suck.
It reminded of a scene from the cinematic masterpiece (your sarcasm detectors might be picking up a rather large reading but I assure you that is not the case) known as"Armageddon":

Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there? Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.


So take my word for it.
Tuesdays.
At the Shifleys.
Scariest environment imaginable.
Not really.
Just using my artistic license to exaggerate. 
It's expired but I can still use it.


But Tuesdays do rank #1 on my list of least favorite days of the week.
I might have to mix up my blogging schedule but that's another discussion for another day. 
I did find some sweet memes that gave me great amusement during the early portions of this week.
Week 42 for those of you scoring at home. 
And, let me check, yep week 42 for those of you scoring on the road.
I know you guys really come by for that sweet Dad humor. 
Well, here are those memes. 
I hope they make you as happy as they made me. 








Thanks for stopping by.
Have a good rest of your week.



I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 


"To err on the side of passion is human and right and the only way I'll live."- Pat Tillman, 11/6/76 - 4/22/04 #GoneButNotForgetten




Comments

  1. Oh, my! I hit butt nugget and cackled all though the rest! Thank you!

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    1. I cackled as well, Deedles. It is a new favorite.

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  2. We got a Wind Event for our Tuesday,
    gusts up to 60 mph. Of course we came
    back from the store as the first gusts
    hit. Take care, xoxo :-)

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    1. Jeez. Mother Nature is not happy with us.

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  3. damn, you're good! dog poop, butt nugget, and ho. all in one post!

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    1. I try my best, anne marie in philly.

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  4. You've got some good ones there! An artistic license could come in handy.

    I think everyone has a least favorite day of the week. Before I retired it was Monday, the day I went back to work. Now Monday is my favorite day! I now hate Thursday because I buy groceries on that day.

    Guess what? Your Tuesday is over now! Yay!

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    1. I am not big fan of the day I have to go grocery shopping either, Bonnie.

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  5. Autumn dog poop is a real thing. But if you feed the dog some iron pellets and have a metal detector it makes things easier.

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  6. Ha!
    Tuesdays are indeed very weird.
    I like that Artistic License meme. I may steal it.
    Glad you did Gymnastics!

    XOXO

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    1. Go for it, Sixpence. Look forward to seeing your creativity with it.

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  7. Now you have me wondering what happens on Tuesdays?

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    1. Just a really, really, really long day, Bijoux.

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  8. 'Correctile dysfunction' is perfection!

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    1. I enjoyed quite a bit as well, Bob.

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  9. Loved the memes. But Tuesday? Worse than Monday? Really? The Shifely household must really have a bad day on Tuesday if you all think Monday's are better. I may need some of that!

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    1. Absolutely, Peggy. Someday I might write about it. Until then, I will let your imagination run wild

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  10. I like Tuesdays because then Friday is almost here. But all days seem the same to me anymore. Can't go wrong with a meme.

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    1. Tuesdays are one day closer to Friday for sure, kden, but it is the longest day of the week for us work-wise so it sucks.

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  11. tuesday....the day so bad there's not a song made about it.

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    1. I never had thought about it that way, Jackiesue.

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  12. Autumn dog poop on a cane. Think about everything that happens then.

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    1. You are not painting a pretty picture, Joanne.

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  13. better ...we don't know where dog poop... hehehe...lol.

    Happy weekend to you and your family

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    1. Happy weekend to you as well, Tanza.

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