Mr. Shife's Meme Madness

Oh boy. You might have picked the wrong day to stop by and say hi.
I have way too many screenshots saved on my computer and I need to share them with you so I can move them to my virtual trash can.
Doesn't that make you feel special? 
You're welcome. 

  • I hope we also have a great fall.
    It would be nice to live in precedented times.
  • Been there, done that about 17 times over the past 6 months.
    The COVID beer consumption was getting a little out of control so yours truly had to do a little detox to get his mind right.
    All is well. 


  • Been there, done that about 37 times over the past 6 months.
    The COVID snack consumption has definitely gotten out of control.
    Just ask my pants.


  • This makes so much more sense than saying one has a different shaped head. 

  • Loving this dad joke a lot.

  • This one isn't too shabby either. 

  • Let's stay in touch, 2020.  

Thanks for stopping by. 
I hope to be more original on Friday.
Talk you soon. 


I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 


"To err on the side of passion is human and right and the only way I'll live."- Pat Tillman, 11/6/76 - 4/22/04 #GoneButNotForgetten


Comments

  1. It's always good to clean out your blog folder. I do that, sometimes. I've reposted a few things because I forgot I'd already posted them.

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    1. I hear ya, Mike. I am becoming more forgetful as well.

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  2. LMAOOO
    Love the dad jokes!
    I swear the alligator one made me cackle.
    Also, that's so very accurate of Americans.
    And yes, 2020 has not been so great.

    XOXO

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    1. The alligator was my favorite as well, Sixpence.

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  3. I'm to the point now where the only vice I have is coffee. It's why I buy the good stuff. You'll be able to find a good balance for you.

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    1. Thanks, Jon. Even at 50, I am still a work in progress.

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  4. "snaccident" = I do that intentionally! and I agree with your 2020 statement.

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    1. Pringles have become my latest snaccident.

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  5. Wouldn’t it be lovely to live in precedented times? Just like only living through one 100 year storm that we seem to get every other year now. I loved the last one because it’s truth!

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    1. I wouldn't mind if we went back to precedented.

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  6. This is a test. I have attempted to leave a comment 3 times. I want to see if this gets through.

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  7. I'm with you on 2020. See ya later alligator!

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    1. I hope it gets better, Bob. After a while, crocodile.

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  8. Really, really, really hoping for
    smokeless weekend!
    take care :-) xoxo

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    1. We got a good air quality day today but it is supposed to rain. We just can't win.

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  9. I sure understand the "snaccident"! We've had to stop buying any cookies at all as it has become too dangerous! I hope you and the family are doing well!

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    1. We made some cookies and they were gone within a day.

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  10. Humpty Dumpty's great fall: Thank you.

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    1. I thought it was a good one as well, Joanne.

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  11. I am glad I stopped by, that way I can steal the meme's I've never seen before to build up my folder.

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    1. Always happy when you stop by, kden.

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  12. I do feel special! Such a fine collection...especially the one about pants....as in how they seem to be shrinking, lol. Like ol' Humpty, I hope to have a great fall too. Ready for a little time out of town soon. Take care and have a great weekend.

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    1. Thank you. I hope all is well with you and Romeo.

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  13. Snaccident! I love that! It sounds so much better than gluttony :)

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    1. You are correct, Deedles. It does sound way better than gluttony. Do you have a website or blog? I wanted to stop by and say hello but there was nothing listed on your profile.

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  14. OMG! Deedles is here too! I'm going to stay in semi llurk mode so you don't become a gay blog with adult content warnings. Smooch! (whether you like it or not.)

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    1. Well, this is where all the cool kids hang out, Jimmy.

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    2. I like the Hippo joke!

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  15. agree...we should not listen to "drunk men"..... hehehe......lol.

    Thank you for sharing memes!!

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