T-MInus 6 Days

Look carefully.

I miss being shit on.



But people will still watch. 


And you don't throw a fit.

This would be amazing if it actually happened.


I am a dog person.

Carole Baskins did it. 


It isn't easy being purrfect. 

Kinda scary, huh?




Ha! Putting away? There are days when the clothes stay in the dryer for 7-14 business days.


Shut your damn mouth, Brett! We don't care about your crossfit gym.


Ruff day at the park.




I hope to do better tomorrow.
Stay safe, take care and thanks for being there.

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

Comments

Bea said…
I was hearing Chris Farley screaming about how the roads should be getting worked on in my head & it was pretty, dang funny.
Jon said…
I needed a few laughs from these this morning. I was all in for David Spade as Joe Exotic at first. Now, I'm thinking they should cast Rob Lowe.
Nice to have a chortle this early!
xoxo :-)
Oh my, oh my....that first one is a real kick in the pants, or butt or something. Haha! Ironically, now would be an awesome time to do road work! Come on!
Jeff said…
the dog and cat editorials are classic!

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Bohemian said…
Thank You... that 1st and last one particularly were hilarious!
Joanne Noragon said…
Loved numero uno. Cat on a couch is a close second.
jenny_o said…
I loved the roach one - hilarious! They're all good and the road construction one actually makes a lot of sense ...
kden said…
Ha, those were great! I actually hadn't seen some of them before.
Tanza Erlambang said…
we got handmade mask from a neighbor...
love the cat...