Giant Underwear
It seems to have everything.
Name another place where you can add a wall decal featuring senior citizens in a golf cart,  dog wig, roast beef bath soaks, and the puff-n-fluff (dog dryer) to your shopping cart.

And if I was feeling super crazy, I could add these to my list:

They are underwear but I guess they could also...
Double as a hammock? 
Back-up parachute?
Help with your smuggling efforts?
Save the environment as you can cut down on your use of plastic sacks and put your groceries in there?
Master those magic tricks that have eluded you all these years? 
Easily dump the shit in your pants because you are being chased by a bear? 
Serial killer? 

To be fair, I know the underwear is for big and tall folks and I appreciate that the model is showing me how much room there is in the underwear. 
But it just seems really odd this is how they want to highlight how stretchy they are. 
Or maybe I am just a weirdo.
Have a fantastic weekend. 

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

"To err on the side of passion is human and right and the only way I'll live."
Pat Tillman, 11/6/76 - 4/22/04 #GoneButNotForgetten


  1. what the fuck?..that's some weird shit..specially them could camp out in them..

  2. Unless those underwear are one-size-fits-all, it makes no sense to me that they just wouldn't use a big/tall model instead. Weird advertising. Maybe their budget for models was really small. Maybe they're all social-distancing. Who knows? lol

    That roast beef bath soak is ... just ... I can't even

    Have a great weekend, Mr S and family :)

  3. Can't say that any of that stuff has
    ever entered by shopping cart!
    take care, stay safe, xoxo :-)

  4. There is no end to the useless crap that you can buy on Amazon, or anywhere else!
    I don't know why one would need underwear that you could turn into a tent or a car cover. :-)

  5. And you can see how happy the dog is wearing the wig. Almost has happy as the one in the drier.

    I could do with those Lockdown boxer shorts.

  6. I've seen some weird things on Amazon but that underware ad is rediculous!

  7. Trust Amazon to have everything the strangest Buyers could ever fantasize about having and waste their money on... delivered right to their Door!

  8. If that guy can buy his undies on Amazon, I can keep buying boysenberry jelly there.

  9. Heaven forbid they find a 'big and tall' dude to model those drawers!

  10. Amazon has the edge over all retailers. It doesn't matter what I ask for Amazon has got it or can get it.

  11. Haha
    Well, we all know you can find almost anything on Amazon, so..
    The undies did me in, though. I'm still cackling.



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