Random Acts of Shifeness- Hysteria-Free Blog Post

  • Truth is definitely stranger than fiction these days. 
  • But you didn't come here to talk about that stuff, did you?
  • We need distractions.
  • Dad joke #1: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
    I’ll let you know.
  • Dad joke #2: My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
    I know he means well.
  • Dad joke #3: What's the best part about living in Switzerland?
    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • Non-dad joke: What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and lobster with breast implants?
    One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
  • Now I know why cats are having a hard time stay paw-sitive.
    You are probably thinking: "Wait a meow-ment. You must be kitten me."
    I am not.
    It's an actual book for sale on Amazon.
    For your reading unpleasure:
  • Quote of the week: Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. - Spanish proverb
  • Hack of the week:

  • Recommendation of the week: Mike Birbiglia: Thank God For Jokes
    It probably wouldn't hurt if we laughed a little bit.

  • Screenshot of the week. Look how funny I was in 2011. 


I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 




Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. - F. Scott Fitzgerald 



Comments

They just shut down our schools
until (at least) April 24.
Thanks for the chuckles.
xoxo :-)
Joanne Noragon said…
Whoops! Here too. Well, three weeks. We can't get everyone tested in three weeks. Harharhar.
Bea said…
AAP is whack.

Valerie said…
It probably wouldn't hurt if we laughed a little bit.
I'll second that, Matt. Thanks for the smile x
LL Cool Joe said…
Apparently everyone over 70 will have to self isolate for 4 months in the UK. 4 months! My mother-in-law is going to hate this.

I think we all do with a few laughs at the moment.
kden said…
Thanks for the much needed distraction :)
Yeah, what kden said. We truly need to find a way to laugh!
JACKIESUE said…
if i'm going out ..I wanna go out laughing..these were excellent..thanks for the laughs
Jeff said…
Love the dad jokes--I'll have to test them out on my daughter and see how much of an eye roll they get. We need laughs these days.

www.thepulpitandthepen.com
Dad jokes rule.
Also, that screenshot! LoL

XoXo
jenny_o said…
I agree with humour as a coping mechanism. Thank you for your contributions!

I discovered Drybar standup comedy on YouTube - the quality varies, but most of the ones I've watched so far are hilarious. Take care, Mr. S and family.
Tanza Erlambang said…
hehehe.....lol....

The most funny for me about Switzerland :"I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

hehehe....