Random Acts of Shifeness - The Pogo Show

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  • Hayden got a pogo stick for her birthday. 
  • Hayden really likes her pogo stick.
    It's too cold to pogo outside so Hayden does it in the house.
    Her goal is to set a new record for jumps every day.
    Hayden's current record is 261 jumps. 
  • Do you know what pogo is an acronym for?
    I am almost positive it's
    "Parental Oaf Grieves Outlandishly/Openly/Often/Obnoxiously" 
  • It was hard to pick the right O word so I went with often.
  • Did I choose correctly?
  • This the reason for the grief:

  • Boing.
    Boing.
    All. Day. Long.
    Boing.
    Boing.
  • Help me baby Jesus. 
  • But it's hard to get too upset with her because she's pretty darn adorable.
    I even have more proof. Here's her school photo: 


  • I told Hayden that if Kyle wants to borrow her pogo stick then he should probably wear a cup. 

  • I hope everyone is well and thank you for stopping to say hello. Talk to you soon and have a great weekend.

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 


Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Comments

  1. jenny_o12/06/2019

    Maybe I'm missing something but in the last gif shouldn't the guy on the left be grabbing his injured parts, not the guy on the right? Maybe it's a sympathy grab? In any case, OUCH.

    As for the boing boing boing boing . . . if kids didn't do stuff like that their parents would never have any good stories to tell. Just make sure to tell her over and over when she's a grown up :)

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  2. the dogs' mother12/06/2019

    Hayden :-)
    Yes, tell the story to every
    new date allowed thru the front
    door.
    xoxoxxo

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  3. Joanne Noragon12/06/2019

    She's pretty close to the cutest, sweetest, nicest young girl I know, and I'd let her have a pogo stick and use it indoors.

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  4. kden12/07/2019

    Never had a pogo stick, nor did Faith. She had a hula hoop which she got pretty good at; wasn't too annoying. When I was young I had one of those huge balls you sit on and bounce; I'd be going down the street bouncin' on my big ball...

    Her school pic makes it all worth it :)

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  5. LL Cool Joe12/07/2019

    Geez you only hope the novelty wears off before the flooring does. What are you buying her for Christmas? An electric drill?

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  6. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater12/07/2019

    Hayden will have the strongest calves on the block with all that pogo-ing. Good idea about avoiding Kyle racking himself in the scranus with that thing. You officially scared me off pogo sticks for life.

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  7. Valerie12/08/2019

    Would it be stupid of me to cry I WANT ONE? I mean, why should the youngsters have all the fun?

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  8. Tanza Erlambang12/08/2019

    aww...I wish to have fun with pogo....

    # Your daughter looks so happy

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  9. Bea12/09/2019

    Oh, man that is great! I got a kick-n-go for my 8th birthday. It was nice, but it was NO pogo stick.

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  10. yellowdoggranny12/10/2019

    I think my kids had one for a time..I never did..didn't interest me at all..and oh man ..yes she is adorable..but I'd still go screaming down the hall after about 10 minutes.

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  11. Jon12/12/2019

    That was the laugh I needed this morning. Good luck with the pogo stick.

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