Random Acts of Shifeness - Opening Day


It’s finally happened. The long-awaited baseball blog post that no one has asked for. I enjoy baseball – not as much as I used to – but I still get a little stoked about the first day of the season because hope springs eternal. And you actually believe that your team (St. Louis Cardinals) has a shot. Then they play 162 games and your excitement starts to wane because they stink and you are the only one with a shot (of whiskey).

So, in honor of the baseball season starting, I thought I would share some baseball talk that’s perfectly acceptable at the ballpark or while watching a game but might cause some problems elsewhere.
  • He’s waiting in the hole
  • Backdoor slider
  •  He dropped a nasty deuce on him
  •  I am so sick of these foul balls
  • That guy has seen some nasty balls today
  • He just jerked one into the seats
  • The movement on his balls is filthy
  • He’s really pounding the zone today. It’s going to be messy if he loses command.
  • He’s really performed well in the 2 hole
  • All they need here is a boop and a blast

I hope you're well, thank you for swinging by and I will talk to you soon.





I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 


Comments

Not around mothers they don't! :-)
Went to every home game of neighbor
teenager.
Joanne Noragon said…
Cleveland lost to the Twins today.
jenny_o said…
Sports: the only time most men will hug each other with abandon :D
My dad and I didn't get a long or agree on much. But horses and baseball we could agree.
Coffee is on
LL Cool Joe said…
I've never watched a baseball match. :D
Valerie said…
OK, I confess. I have never seen a baseball game. Don't even know if they play it in the UK?
Have a nice day.
Jon said…
Love those. Baseball is probably the only sport that I can watch, and usually only around the beginning and end of the season. It's a nice little connection to my childhood m
Mildred Ratched said…
Go Red Sox (even though they got their asses handed to them by The Mariners)